November 2010 Weddings
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Re: WTF Wednesday
Dear body,
Please stop waking me up at 3am and not letting me get back to sleep till after 5. I am tired and now have a headache thank you very much
Dear Boss,
I am sorry you are trying to get your daughter in to collage. I really don't want to hear about it and I don't want to pick up your slack.
Make a pregnancy ticker
Dear Target:
Thank you for the 4 extra bike stands that you delivered to my house, in addition to the one that was actually a wedding gift. Your inability to help me figure out who sent them or if it was an error, and then refusal to take them back has left me with no choice but to sell them. So thanks for a weeks worth of grocery money! I love free stuff!
BTW, my aunt thinks you never even charged her for the one. HA! You lose! And your customer service sucks!
So glad I didn't do an actual registry with you,
SarahP
Dear DH,
Please start feeling better and thank you for being a wonderful husband.
Love,
Your wife
Dear job-I-applied-to,
Please hire me. We really could use the raise and I know I'm qualified for the job. I love my job but it's a non-profit and it's really difficult to make ends meet when the bills are due, and we already budgeted away most of our "fun." I want our "fun" back.
Love,
needs more money
Dear department Christmas party,
Please be fun. And hurry up and get here, because I'm hungry!
Love, Me who doesn't feel like working anymore today.
Dear Bank Account,
Please stop depleting. I am not spending frivolously. I'm trying to save.
Dear Self,
You are not ready for a baby. Knockitthefuckoff.
Dear H,
I love you.
Love, Baystate
Books read in 2012: 21/50
Dear Self,
STOP EATING CANDY. No seriously. Stop it. You know better.
Love,
Me
Dear Guy Driving in Front of Me on the Highway,
Your truck says "Koi Maintenance -- Koi and Pond Maintenance". Let me congratulate you on picking a completely relevant name for your business. I'm just wondering... is there really enough work available in Koi maintenance that you're actually still in business?
- Just Curious
Dear Doctor,
I'm really glad my stomach complaint isn't serious and will probably go away soon... but your advice to stop eating Indian food presents certain challenges for me. We'll see what we can do, but I think I'll be seeing you again soon if Indian food is the problem.
- Reluctantly Following Your Advice So Far