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Funny stuff sharing...

When my cats don't want to be held (or are being held against their will), they will fart on you. Not sure why --- they ONLY do it when they are annoyed with you. I know they say that animals don't think like that...but i'm convinved mine are different.

Who's next? Share something funny or weird. I need to laugh today.


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Re: Funny stuff sharing...

  • yesterday I told my son "we're going bye-byes" he says "bye-byes in dadda's car" I said "no, daddy's car is in the shop" . he says "mommy city bus". I said "no mommy's car". he says "no mommy city bus".

    nice to know he'd rather take the city bus than my car.

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  • Oh i got another one. I was at work and I was singing Christmas carols with my patients. The one at this particular moment was "Jingle House Rock". minding my own business and an aide comes up and says "What's a jew doing singing Christmas carols?" I look around looking for some particular patients, then back at the aide. I said "Who?" She looks at me and says "You, I'm pretty good at guessing what religion people are and you're jewish, why are you singing christmas carols?"

    I said "You're wrong at reading me. I am not jewish. Also why would it matter if you were jewish, you can still enjoy christmas music." 

    WTH

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  • My brother is a funny guy...he's also a HUGE flirt. Which is funny as he's a parapalegic in a wheelchair with a brain injury. (But he's cool with it...calls himself "The coolest cripple you'll ever meet."

    So we're at the mall and he wants to buy chocolate.  We get up to the counter and he's eyeing up the pretty girl behind the counter. He says "Hi, beautiful!"

    The other girl says "Well, hello!"

    My brother says "Not you...Her."

    My jaw dropped. I had to walk away since I started laughing so hard. Mean..but funny.

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  • This is the new(ish, adopted him in late oct.) pup Atari. We had some friends over for a holiday dinner/gift exchange last night. I decided to attempt to make him a rain-dog. 

    He let me put them on and then proceeded to run around in circles thrashing his head around until the antlers fell off.  Ok, it's not a super funny story or anything, but he looked cute for the 2.5 seconds it lasted.  Had to share.

     

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  • My class has been doing some brainstorming to prepare themselves to write personal narratives. We spent a few days reading other third graders stories and looking over a rubric. Yesterday, the students had to choose their topic that they were going to use for their story. On Tuesday one of my special needs students asked me how to spell girlfriend. I raised an eyebrow at the time, but didn't think that too much would come from it.

     Well, he decided to choose this topic and then went on to tell me that they had kissed last year. He told me that the lights were off  and that they were supposed to be watching a Magic School Bus video. From there he went on to repeat that they kissed about three times and it was pretty obvious that it had been a pretty big moment for him. Oh kids! BTW I teach 3rd grade!!!! Oh, and the girl "friend" no longer attends the same school.

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