I'm so glad I ordered delivery tonight, I might not have noticed my prezzies at the front door for who knows how long!
HT, you rock my socks, man! What great, thoughtful gifts with signature HT flair!
The loot!
I couldn't help but notice "the big gift" first. (And SO glad I didn't rip it when tearing into the package - twss)
Please note the gift tags on the next two gifts...
HILARIOUS! Yes, my sisters....
FLAME emblazoned breast pads.
What could it be.....?
Only the most perfect ornament ever! Jeezey Creezy, this made me laugh! It's so perfect!!
HT - thank you SO much!
You really are so thoughtful and funny. I love everything, man!
Re: HT wins the game!
I'd say you also hit it out of the ballpark with your internets sleuthing, this place is awesome. Really, thank you sooo much, lady! I can't even tell you how much I'm looking forward to getting my nails did.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Tripawd! I love it all!!
those are some sweet breast pads.
Did they have an assortment of three legged dog options, or did the one available just happen to look like Kenz? Did you randomly search for three legged dog ornament or stumble across it?
It's truly amazing.
The nerve!
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Dudes, people have really stepped it up this year with the gifts! This is a big ol' package full of win! The ornament is too perfect for words. The breastpads are useful AND fashionable. And a manicure too? You scored bigtime, Hezz.
I'm dying at "Not for: Lyse" and "Mothers milk!"
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I think I started my search by Googling "3-legged dog" (which, btw, is also the name of a band) and seeing what hits I got. There were ornaments with other dog breeds. Early on in searching I found some site that had merchandise with 3-leggers, paired with some slogan like, "you can't eat a dog this good all at once," but now I can't find it.
On an apron, to really sell the seriousness of the dog-eating implication!
http://www.cafepress.com/+a_dog_this_good_apron_dark,434403247"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
On an apron, to really sell the seriousness of the dog-eating implication!
http://www.cafepress.com/+a_dog_this_good_apron_dark,434403247?CMP=CJ-CLICK-10463747&tid=tripawd&sid=tripawd&cjpid=3123248&PID=7532081&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=none&utm_source=cj
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse