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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
evening randoms
I'm listening to Lorne read The Lorax to Will. His Lorax voice sounds like Richard Dreyfuss in The American President.
I had a Kahlua creme brulee at our fancy lunch today. The bruleed part on top wasn't very bruleey and it left me unsatisfied.
I spent awhile earlier today pondering the time before toilet paper. I decided it would really suck to accidentally wipe with poison oak or poison ivy.
It's been so long since the epic confession post that a lot of our current regs weren't around for it. And I don't remember any confessions of the old folks. Maybe we should have another. (Or maybe those things just need to happen organically. Whatever.)
Re: evening randoms
There was some really whacked out stuff in that original confessions post.
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
Oh, and my exam tonight used the Travelocity Gnome in the hypothetical scenario that made up half the exam. I typed gnome so many times it started to look like not a real word.
Gnome.
Gnome.
Gnome.
G-nooooom-aay.
I am going to dream about that bearded little foffer.
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
Gnome gnome gnome. Gnomey gnome gnome. Gnoooooooooooome. Now it doesn't look like a real word to me either.
And congrats on kicking that exam in the nuts.
I thought I might be hating my major, but now I'm wondering if I'm just hating this class. My final is tomorrow and I really couldn't tell you what the class was about or what the point was. I think that's because my readings are filled with crap like this:
By viewing the works produced by intellectual elites claiming this universal perspective as merely a subgroup within the larger category of cultural constructions of meaning that were "a function of the human organism of the whole," intellectual historians were finally coming to terms with their own persistent practice of historicizing and contextualizing the intellect and its products.
Which I'm convinced has no actual meaning, just the impression of one. And the final is based solely on the readings. Just like our essays. The lectures were random ramblings that rarely covered anything we read. The class is required and I'm seriously beginning to wonder if its really just an elaborate hazing ritual.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
My mom did that once when camping (well technically she didn't wipe with it, she squatted in it in the dark, but same result!). And yes, it did really really suck.
Maybe I don't have a heightened sense of smell, but I've never smelled any vagina on my pants. -- TSD
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