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My family is weird
Not "put on angel costumes in front of a sparkly sheet" weird, but still weird.
I can't remember if I mentioned it, but my aunt works in my building. She mentioned it to my mom maybe 6 months ago. We've been working in the same building for years, and she waits that long to say something. To my mom. So my mom passes the info on to me, and I make a point to keep an eye out for her. I always smile and say hi if I see her, but I keep things short because it's clear she has no idea what to say to me.
Just now I saw her in the hall with someone. Turns out, it's my cousin. I haven't seen her since she was probably 6-8 years old, so there's no way I could have possibly recognized her (I'm guessing she's probably 27ish now). The whole thing was just awkward. Like, "Hi. You and I are basically strangers. I like your shirt. I'm going to go pee now. Bye."
And then I went into the bathroom stall and there was a big gross loogie type thing on the wall. At least, I'm hoping it was nasal snot and not vag snot.
The End.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Re: My family is weird
Dude. That's pretty messed up.
I did not know that vaginas could spit loogies.
And yeah, your aunt is a little messed up. Maybe she thinks you spit loogies out of your vag, and that's why she avoids you.
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