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Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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The internets are telling me that your second present should be at your house RIGHT NOW. You should totally leave work now so you can open it. If you quit, you can probably just get a job at Cali's office. You can use her aunt as a reference, and put "I can shoot loogies out of my vag" under skills on your resume. They're sure to hire you.

3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Re: Christin
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Claire Elizabeth 12/31/2011
Married Bio
Lorne didn't even remember to get postage, I suspect he didn't get tracking. DAMMIT. Mine should arrive to my person today. Everyone should just go home now so they can see if I'm their secret santa.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.