On a lighter note, Groomz may have won in the "photoshopped wonders" category, but Cali wins in the "awesome stuff I love" category. It's really unfair to the rest of you; only an internet wife can know someone this well.

Let's begin with boozy chocolates, a Betty White calendar, David Sedaris readings on CD and my favorite underwear (I told you this woman knows me intimately).

A Buffy cross-stitch! I think I may pay someone to do the actual work for me.

The first board inside joke gift item. Really, these should be given to women in the greater Philadelphia area who have a larger chance of coming into contact with Groomz.

An ML inside joke gift, but an utterly glorious one. See if you can solve the puzzle inside:

And this would've been a formidable stash on it's own, but then I come across this and go HOLY SH!T, I am so excited! Firefly on Blu-Ray, ZOMG.

An excellent gift in light of the Wikileaks controversy -- can't stop the signal.
Thank you, wifey!!!!!

Re: My SS loot from Cali
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
And holy crap, those underwears have been my favorite ever since Humpfest.
I wanted to address the panflete; technically I know Joe Wilson is supposed to correspond with the Confederate flag, but really there should be a connection to Butch, in addition to his Mexican Lartino heritage.
Thank god there is no official flag for crackheads, or this puzzle would've really blown my mind.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
Here is the answer key:
Butch -- both the confederate flag and the Lartino flag
Alabama leprechaun -- both the confederate flag and the Irish flag
Joe Wilson -- confederate flag
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton