I apologize for my absence. I am stupid busy at work. However, this is long past due, so I needed to come here and show you this...

The super sweetest Elvis Nutcracker I have ever effing seen. Thank you SS for reading everything I write, because you hit the nail on the head. This dude is hanging out with the Nutcrackers (or Cracker Guys) for the holiday season, but will become a permanent fixture in the Elvis/Vegas shrine.
So, speaking of, who the hell sent this wonderful thing? I saw the state on the address, but I didn't recognize the name. I was going to do some sluthing, but ended up mindlessly tossing the envelope into the trash. My husband then cleaned out the fridge of Thanksgiving nastiness, so I couldn't pull go searching for it.
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You tricky trickster with the PA address. It is so cool! I keep picking it up and showing it to everybody that walks in the house.
I was a bit concerned while unwrapping it because the bubble wrap went on forever. I started getting worried that somebody was sending me a fragile gift of poo or something. Boy was I relieved when I saw Elvis.
Seriously dude. Awesome!
He's not very large, unfortunately. That picture is almost actual size
Oh, and I had to have it shipped directly to you, so I have no idea what name or state was on the package when you got it. I would say it was all in an effort to be extra sneaky and throw you off the trail, but really it was because I waited too long to order it and I wasn't sure it would make it there in time.
And I had something else for you, but it fell through, and now I'm out of town. Boo. But I'm glad you like it because I was feeling pretty lame once I started seeing the huge boxes of awesomeness everyone else was getting from their SS (including myself).
Ugh...I tried. My husband must have worked his crazy magic on the photo when he emailed it to me to make it perma-small. I'm not smart enough to figure out how to change that.