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DenimLorne Strikes Again

My mom was visiting this weekend because I got tickets to see the Wizard of Oz musical for us and my little sister this weekend.

My mom works on Christmas this year, so she brought a card and some treats and left them with us. I open the card this morning, there's a nice note from my mom, and then this little ditty from DL.

"Too bad we won't see yous next week. Next Christmas your mom would like a grandchild as her gift! Good New Years resolution to start on!"

 

DenimLorne, you sonofabitch.

 

Re: DenimLorne Strikes Again

  • DL would totally out your pregnancy in a card. In fact, I've seen an early draft of his Christmas card for next year already ...

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • HAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Have I told you lately that I love you? 

    I can't decide if the best part is the festive yet frank lettering. Or the incredibly lifelike projection of what my future offspring will look like. 

  • That man is nothing if not persistent.
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    11/11/11 = 5 years. Woah!
  • Well any child of yours is obviously going to have your lustrous hair.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • You need to tell your mom that every time DL tells you to make some babies, it adds a year to how long you're going to wait before you start trying.  Threaten her grandmotherhood!
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • tell them that proximity to denim makes you infertile
  • GAH, the anticipation of what that video is is killing me. I need to get away from work before I can watch it. 

    I don't even know what to say anymore. Especially because we've made it abundantly clear that it's likely to be years before kids happen. Whatever though, my mom seemed quite happy when she was here, and it  makes for stories for me to tell you guys.

    Now that I think of it, this weekend is the first time in over two years that my mom has gotten together with us, and  I have not had to break up an argument or console people who are having tantrums or meltdowns. 

  • Winger, I'm not sure if I should be laughing my asss off, or in a corner in the fetal position. Maybe both?

     The picture and the "note from your Stepfather" part killed me dead. I'm trying to decide if it's worth it to show this to Heith. So funny, but he might not want me to hang out with you guys anymore if he realizes how creepy we all really are. 

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