I stumbled upon a site where people submit the meanings of various songs. I suspect the same person wrote these two and they're a HUGE fan of Poison:
"Ride the Wind", Poison
This song is pretty obvious I know, but I thought I'd write anyway. It
starts out with "hearts of fire, streets of stone" talking about a bad
case of indigestion and basically goes on "like something they never
saw before, their jaws dropping to the floor" ---"ride the
wind"----referring to the massive amount of Gas he is having from the
heartburn and indigestion. The gas in turn blows him off the ground
until he reaches outer space and touches the moon---"never coming back
until I touch the midnight sun". Hope that clears it up for some of
you. Thanks.
"Unskinny Bop", Poison
Unskinny Bop (even though released in the 90's) is a song about a fat
girl with massive gas. as seen in lyrics such as, "Whats got you so
jumpy? Why cant you sit still, yeah? Like gasoline you wanna pump me
And leave me when you get your fill, yeah". Obviously she liked to gas
him torturously and then run. He even tried to get some fresh air,
"Come up for air you push me to the floor Whats been going on in that
head of yours" and last but not least is the infamous reference to how
she like to gas him all day. All he wanted was sex, but he only
received gas. "Unskinny bop Just blows me away Unskinny bop, bop All
night and day Unskinny bop, bop, bop, bop She just loves to play
Unskinny bop nothin more to say" Hope this has been helpful
Re: Hee!
This one blows my mind -- mystery solved!:
"I'm Too Sexy", Right Said Fred
This song is about a guy who thinks he is too sexy for several items. This includes, but is not limited to, his shirt, my party, as well as animals, "poor ***, poor pussycat", his hat, and get this...his own Car! He also thinks that he could be a model and likes to shake his "Tushy" on the Catwalk, yes....on the catwalk. He shakes his little tush on the catwalk.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton