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The woman wearing the jingle bells bracelet is making me crazy. Every move she makes, jingle, jingle, jingle. JINGLEALLTHEWAY. And for some reason I can't muster up the cajones to ask her to take it off. I'm pathetic and currently full of self loathing. Doest help that she brought me Christmas socks and homemade candy this morning. Bah Humbug. I need a poinsettia.
Re: I have no cajones
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
How hard is, "The bracelet is driving me bat sh*t, Suzie" ?
Muh, I don't think you're a sissy ass. I wouldn't ask her to take them off either. Who wants to be the grinch being all "Take off your loud bracelets biitch! I hate Christmas!"
Besides hairbows mcgee, I mean.
You should know that only terrible awful horrible people make fun of BABIES on the nest (or, so I've been told). THE LINE! THE LINE!! Attack me if you must, crucify me, but not my child... NOT MY CHILD!
*shakes angry finger*
We all know you stole that child. You are far too miserable of a person for her husband to impregnate.
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
Does this mean I'm absolved? Or is it even worse because I am making fun of a child who has been stolen? The last thing an abducted child needs is mockery over fashion accessories.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Well shiit.
Ok. Starting...now.
You're a PRETTY ass.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I would feel reluctant about asking someone to remove a bracelet if she'd just given me gifts that morning. My silence can be purchased!
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
true dat.