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I have no cajones

The woman wearing the jingle bells bracelet is making me crazy. Every move she makes, jingle, jingle, jingle. JINGLEALLTHEWAY. And for some reason I can't muster up the cajones to ask her to take it off. I'm pathetic and currently full of self loathing. Doest help that she brought me Christmas socks and homemade candy this morning. Bah Humbug. I need a poinsettia.
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Re: I have no cajones

  • Seriously.  You are a complete sissy ass.
  • Again, that was my entire point Mulva.
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  • And I agreed emphatically. 
  • Keep going! Keep going!
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • I thought it was pretty supportive, frankly.  Why did you post this if not for responses of others?
  • I consider myself not a sissy at all, but I never know what to say to annoying office people either. We have cubes now- no, I'm sorry, "open offices"- so I can't just close my office door anymore. And my next door cube neighbor had his music on the other day (what?! you have no walls, you don't play music without headphones), and I totally pussed out and just put MY headphones on.
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  • How hard is, "The bracelet is driving me bat sh*t, Suzie"  ?

  • Muh, I don't think you're a sissy ass. I wouldn't ask her to take them off either. Who wants to be the grinch being all "Take off your loud bracelets biitch! I hate Christmas!"

    Besides hairbows mcgee, I mean. 

  • imagejens_a_ten:

    Muh, I don't think you're a sissy ass. I wouldn't ask her to take them off either. Who wants to be the grinch being all "Take off your loud bracelets biitch! I hate Christmas!"

    Besides hairbows mcgee, I mean. 

    You should know that only terrible awful horrible people make fun of BABIES on the nest (or, so I've been told).  THE LINE!  THE LINE!!  Attack me if you must, crucify me, but not my child... NOT MY CHILD! 

     *shakes angry finger* 

  • imagemulva33:
    imagejens_a_ten:

    Muh, I don't think you're a sissy ass. I wouldn't ask her to take them off either. Who wants to be the grinch being all "Take off your loud bracelets biitch! I hate Christmas!"

    Besides hairbows mcgee, I mean. 

    You should know that only terrible awful horrible people make fun of BABIES on the nest (or, so I've been told).  THE LINE!  THE LINE!!  Attack me if you must, crucify me, but not my child... NOT MY CHILD! 

     *shakes angry finger* 

    We all know you stole that child. You are far too miserable of a person for her husband to impregnate.

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    If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
  • imagemodb1rd:
    imagemulva33:
    imagejens_a_ten:

    Muh, I don't think you're a sissy ass. I wouldn't ask her to take them off either. Who wants to be the grinch being all "Take off your loud bracelets biitch! I hate Christmas!"

    Besides hairbows mcgee, I mean. 

    You should know that only terrible awful horrible people make fun of BABIES on the nest (or, so I've been told).  THE LINE!  THE LINE!!  Attack me if you must, crucify me, but not my child... NOT MY CHILD! 

     *shakes angry finger* 

    We all know you stole that child. You are far too miserable of a person for her husband to impregnate.

    Does this mean I'm absolved? Or is it even worse because I am making fun of a child who has been stolen? The last thing an abducted child needs is mockery over fashion accessories.

  • Jennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssss, your resoluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutionnnnnnnn.
  • Don't worry, Hezz.  She has a week to get it out of her system before she has to buckle down and be nice.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • imageHezzerlah:
    Jennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssss, your resoluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutionnnnnnnn.

    Well shiit. 

     Ok. Starting...now. 

  • imageBobLoblaw:
    Keep going! Keep going!
    I would Bethie, but I'm a sissy ass.
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  • imageChristinS:
    imageBobLoblaw:
    Keep going! Keep going!
    I would Bethie, but I'm a sissy ass.

    You're a PRETTY ass.

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • I would feel reluctant about asking someone to remove a bracelet if she'd just given me gifts that morning.  My silence can be purchased!

     

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  • Yeah, I never would've said anything. Just like I never say anything to the woman in my office that hums all day. Right outside my door.
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • imageChristinS:
    imageBobLoblaw:
    Keep going! Keep going!
    I would Bethie, but I'm a sissy ass.

    true dat.

  • ::cocks head:: YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME MULVA!?
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