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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
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Hezz
I heard a rumor that you've had a baby. And you seem to have a new siggy pic with a very cute lil nugget in it. but, since I have only seen the one photo I am forced to believe you either A) fed the nugget to groomz for lunch of 
bought one awesome stock photo. Please provide more photographic evidence of this child.
bought one awesome stock photo. Please provide more photographic evidence of this child. 
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
Re: Hezz
You can't just demand photos out of the blue like that... No one can photoshop pictures to look better in that short amount of time.
Why don't we try this again in like.... 5 minutes.
Sound good?
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
I had to upload them to photobucket... yeah, that's the ticket.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
I told her he's jinxing himself into having to deal with her becoming Miss America or Miss November someday.
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
Srsly! There is nothing ugly about that baby. Except maybe her belly stump, but that falls off! Oh, Pete.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
This story doesn't really translate well without painting Pete like an assholio but... He says the ugly is finally starting to wear off.
When Alex was born, according to Pete, because he was a boy and boys aren't expected to be pretty, it was ok that he was all smushy and wrinkly. That ugly on a boy = cute.... He said he would cringe everytime someone would call her beautiful or pretty because he honestly doesn't see it.
This is one of those stories that in a few months - hell - a few weeks, that he'll adamantly deny ever saying. To tie it all around to his 83 year old dad.... apple - tree.... and this is one of the ways they're exactly alike.
Except, my FIL said she was beautiful when he met her.
snerk.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Can I pull a ML over here?
Is it island accepted?
He's retarded.
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Alex has the best expression in the family photo. He made me smile like him!
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Hezz, your baby is ugly.
I keeed! Pete is crazy. I love the pics! Is it the photographer from that online deal?
Claire Elizabeth 12/31/2011
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True story: when Miles was born, I thought, 'eh, he's okay.' The cutest thing about him was his wee wittle parts. Everything was so so tiny! Now, of course, I think he's the cutest thing on the face of the Earth.
That said, your baby is cute. I would not lie to you. If I thought she were ugly, I'd tell you she's breathtaking!
That is one beautiful family.