Hi nesties. I have been lurking on the site for a while, but I never post. My husband and I have been married for almost 11 years and we wanted to spice things up a bit. We read online that some young people have attempted "ear sex."
My husband is not necessarily well endowed and something he could try is ear intercourse. We achieved the expected results and though it was pleasurable for him, I have been experiencing some difficulties. I have had an ear infection that led to bleeding, and my hearing in that ear has been cloudy. If anyone else has tried this, please tell me what to do. My husband enjoys it so much, but at the same time it is hurting me, not mentally but physically. Any ideas? Thanks.
Re: TMI: Ear sex troubles
That gives the quote "Friends, Romans and countrymen lend me your ear" a whole new ring.
wtf?
i can't decide if this is the most awesome MUD ever, or the lamest.
Judges?
I'm kind of amused.
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This was my first thought when I read this earlier. Then I did the internet version of the point and laugh.
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I say a hearing is in order for your H.
lube + condom since your ear canal is sensitive to his love juice.
ywia.
I have been lurking on the nest boards for a while now. I'm responding to this post mainly because the topic is SOMEWHAT related to my profession. And it made me giggle.
First of all, it is impossible for you to have sexual intercourse in the ear canal. I'm sure most people know from experience that you can't even fit your pinky finger in your ear canal, let alone your husband's penis. Unless, of course, it's smaller than 35mm.
Second, if your husband SOMEHOW ejaculated into your ear and you've been bleeding, you very well may have ruptured your eardrum. Get to an otologist or ENT.
Third, this is the most ridiculous post I've ever seen. If it holds even a drop of truth then you need find other ways to have sex.
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