Caribbean Nesties
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
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How Groomz REALLY won SS
He got the most coveted gift in SS history. Vicki Cookies!!!!! Thank you Ali! You are the best SS ever. Your only mistake was delivering cookies when Jimmy is home. Now I have to share.
This morning/afternoon, I got a text that said "I think an elf left something on your porch."
I opened the front door and saw this:
And then I looked down and saw this:
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Re: How Groomz REALLY won SS
I would scan the card, but my scanner is a POS, so I'll tell you what it says.
Twas the night after Christmas when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The tampons were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that McFinehiney soon would be there.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to se what was the matter.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature 'pon and 12 tiny Vickic cookies!
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Thanks Ali! You're the bestest elf ever!
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Ha, those are awesome!
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
If only other Jersey drivers didn't turn into complete idiots in bad weather. Since he's had Vicki cookies before, I'm sure my H would understand why I couldn't give the driveway another pass before he gets home from work in the morning.
Mucho likes purple nails and purple cupcakes
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I just got off the phone with Ali. The tree has gone AWOL. I have to let Ali describe it (and she said she has a picture). We were just cracking up laughing about the fact that it may be in a neighbor's yard. Either way, it's under a ton of snow, so somebody is going to have quite a surprise when they're shoveling.
If it turns out to be buried under snow in our yard, I'll post some 'after' pictures.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
omg omg omg. I just talked to groomz- he did NOT get the tree, because I am dumb and didn't weight it down with anything in the middle of a blizzard. It was a tree decorated with tampon lights and a tampon angel. I wish I could see the look on the face of whatever neighbor finds it in the morning, all wet and swollen.
Oh god, is it a tampon tree? I hope you find it. Or Ihope your neighbors find it while you're outside shoveling and looking for it.
I knew I should've brought you the snowblower which would've probably launched it into a neighbors yard. I ran over one of those ad papers in a plastic bag on my driveway and it flew halfway across the street.
I can't believe I didn't think it would blow away. It was made from an empty Trix box that I rolled into a cone shape and covered with green tinsel garland and painted tampons. I can't stop laughing.
Ali, I hope you are happy knowing that no matter what happens in this life, I will never ever forget you, or the Christmas of the pon-tree and pon-cookies.
Holy.sh*t.
Someone has to help Groomz put up LOST TREE posters around his neighborhood.
OMG, I am dying....DYING at the happy little 'pons on the cookies. And the tree is beautiful and amazing and full of magic and absorbancy.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton