I just drank a bottle and a half of wine with the CFO from the company I worked for in 2001, who I haven't seen in 4 years. I always forget how much I miss her until I hang with her. I proposed a mormon polygamist marriage with her and me and Mr. Mod without the mormon part. She didn't go for it. I am sad.
My cab driver and I sang a lusty to duet to Lou Reed's Walk on the Wild Side.
Skinny people don't eat much, I am starving and drunk. 2 eggrolls and a bottle of wine is not the right ratio for me.
My dogwalker called me twice while I was out with my friend to say she was worried about me because I wasn't home yet. We might have to have a discussion about boundaries.
I leave for my cruise Friday morning and I can't find my bathing suit.
I sent Mr. Mod on a tour of Chernobyl for his Christmas gift. He gets back to London from Kiev tomorrow.
Whats up with you?
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
I think a Chernobyl tour would be fascinating! That's a pretty cool gift.
Have you found your bathing suit yet?
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Which town is that? I'm uber fascinated by abandoned places.
I also think a Chernobyl tour would be cool!
Be my friend?
Centralia. An underground fire has been burning there for almost 50 years. I'd love to see it too. And Chernobyl. Mod gets a thumbs up for gifting.
The nerve!
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Centralia, PA! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia,_Pennsylvania
I want to go there soooooo badly.
I would also enjoy a Chernobyl tour. Just don't step on the grass!
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.