Vinny was an excellent Secret Santa, and her present arrived last week, but I've been too caught up with my in-laws' visit to post pics.
First was a card, complete with artwork from Andy. Hopefully Andy will become a famous painter so I can say I have a precious original.
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Next was a tin of delicious ginger cookies, with instructions for making a wish. It's like a genie you can eat!
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The treats continued with Eclipse candy--Cullen Family Edition!
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Vinny also got me some tasty berry lip balm. I attempted to capture a photo of myself applying the balm in a sensual manner. I did not succeed.
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Jenny was embarrassed for both of us at this point.
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Last but not least, my present included a Miracle Blanket for James!
The good news is that we have been using it frequently. The bad news is, it usually gets pee on it, so I haven't been able to capture a picture of it in use. Please accept this picture from the instructions as a substitute.
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THE BLANKET MUST BE PULLED SNUG.
Thanks, Vinny! Merry late Christmas.
Re: Vinny is awesome and I'm a douche
1. Good haul.
B. I see you've been taking photography lessons from Fitty "Painter of Dark" McSeba.
Alfalfa juice. Did I miss a birthing story somewhere? Maybe it was in one of the Kindle posts. Congratulations.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
Yay! I'm glad you liked the stuff, and I'm glad you got it. I had my H send the box and I started to get the sneaking suspicion that he was too embarrassed to send something to HappyTummy (would you believe that I don't know your real name...I considered sending it to Fern, but seeing as how I don't actually know that inside joke, it didn't seem appropriate).
Regarding the MB, we got ours as a hammidown, so no helpful instructions. We went a couple of days trying to figure it out, until I decided to watch the video online. That video is kind of scary and looks a wee bit too violent for a newborn baby. However, trust. It was wonderful and kept the kid from scratching his face off.
Happy New Year to you and your brand spanking new family!
I was going to post this exact thing, word for word. Stripey pants!
I want to eat wishes.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Sweet haul! That lip gloss is extremely sensual looking.
Nice job, Vinny!