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Vinny is awesome and I'm a douche

Vinny was an excellent Secret Santa, and her present arrived last week, but I've been too caught up with my in-laws' visit to post pics.

First was a card, complete with artwork from Andy.  Hopefully Andy will become a famous painter so I can say I have a precious original.

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Next was a tin of delicious ginger cookies, with instructions for making a wish.  It's like a genie you can eat!

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The treats continued with Eclipse candy--Cullen Family Edition!

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Vinny also got me some tasty berry lip balm.  I attempted to capture a photo of myself applying the balm in a sensual manner.  I did not succeed.

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Jenny was embarrassed for both of us at this point.

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Last but not least, my present included a Miracle Blanket for James!

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The good news is that we have been using it frequently.  The bad news is, it usually gets pee on it, so I haven't been able to capture a picture of it in use.  Please accept this picture from the instructions as a substitute.

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THE BLANKET MUST BE PULLED SNUG.

Thanks, Vinny!  Merry late Christmas.  

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Re: Vinny is awesome and I'm a douche

  • PULL IT SNUG!! We loved the Miracle Blanket. Nice work, Vin!
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  • HT, I love your bebeh--make sure you pull it SNUG, because burritos are notas good when he stuffing falls out.
  • Your baby is cute.  I like his stripey pants.
  • 1. Good haul.

    B. I see you've been taking photography lessons from Fitty "Painter of Dark" McSeba.

    Alfalfa juice. Did I miss a birthing story somewhere? Maybe it was in one of the Kindle posts. Congratulations. 

     

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    "The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab

    Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
  • Yay!  I'm glad you liked the stuff, and I'm glad you got it.  I had my H send the box and I started to get the sneaking suspicion that he was too embarrassed to send something to HappyTummy (would you believe that I don't know your real name...I considered sending it to Fern, but seeing as how I don't actually know that inside joke, it didn't seem appropriate).

    Regarding the MB, we got ours as a hammidown, so no helpful instructions.  We went a couple of days trying to figure it out, until I decided to watch the video online.  That video is kind of scary and looks a wee bit too violent for a newborn baby.  However, trust.  It was wonderful and kept the kid from scratching his face off.

    Happy New Year to you and your brand spanking new family!

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  • imageKayRI:
    Your baby is cute.  I like his stripey pants.

    I was going to post this exact thing, word for word. Stripey pants!

    I want to eat wishes.

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • Sweet haul! That lip gloss is extremely sensual looking.

    Nice job, Vinny!

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