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So. I went to the dr today.
I think this sums up the experience well: The nurse got me all situated on the "table", on my knees, jeans pulled down, bent at the hips over the table, which was then declined so my head was pointed down (think inverted v). Then she covered me with basically a gown with a circle cut out of the middle.
I thought she had left the room and said to myself "Oh.My.***.God." But turns out she was still in there and left shortly after my commentary.
What kind of surgeon does dignity implants?
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Re: So. I went to the dr today.
I don't think dignity implants go in your hiney, so you'll probably have to see someone else about that.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
So how is your butt?
Well among other things I learned today, I seem to be, literally, a tight ass. I don't think any of you need or want to hear any further detail (or for that matter, probably not the preceding detail either).
BUT! On the bright side, based on the other patients in the office, I am pretty sure my butt is the nicest he has seen at work in a long time. Yeah me!
next time you go in, you should draw a smiley face on your butt in sharpie just to show you care.
and having been to a gastroenterologist myself and seeing the asses normally examined, I wonder why people go into this field.
I always wondered this too, and I am even more curiouser today on this. I think it's one of the more lucrative fields of medicine, but not as much so as say orthopaedics or cardiac or neuro.
So maybe the assmen are the ones who want to make a lot of money but aren't smart enough to do those other ones.
was this your doctor?
Yeah and not even asses - but assholes! And not good ones. Except mine of course.
Skyhiney! That's what I was today. Skyhiney.
Yep. Serves him right for being a butt doctor.
HAHA! Nice.
I would be more concerned if you didn't have a similar reaction to this kind of treatment.
When I was a wee one, I had some tummy issues and a doctor of this kind ended up sticking his finger up there with not NEARLY enough warning for an eight year old. Ever since then, I've been pretty suspicious about them.
The nerve!
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I've been to a GI doc and had the scope done on both ends but (HA!) I have never assumed (HAHA!) such a position!
What's the drape for? To give him somewhere to aim with his finger?
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I'm with SB . . . better "Oh. My. ***. God." than: "uhmmm, this is niiiice. Mamma likey."
we have genetic ass problems in my family (okay, technically it's a colon problem) so I need to start looking for an ass doctor myself. I don't want to be caught with my pants down. Ooooooooooooh.