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Tales from a Kindergarten

Thought I'd share this quick funny:  one of my boys has the Woody Doll from Toy Story.  He comes up to me during Rest Time "Mrs. White, Josh touched my Woody."  I had all I could do not to laugh in his face because he was clearly upset by it. 

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  • This is exactly why I have to do high school and college, but never anything lower. I am just way too sarcastic and would definitely have laughed out oud at that.
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  • When we were at DH's family Christmas, one of the kids got a Woody doll.  As that family was leaving, the mom says "Grab your Woody and let's go."  We all cracked up!
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  • That is funny.  This reminds me that a co-worker really does have a mentality of a young child though.  My maiden last name is "Wood." So of course every morning when he comes in I get, "Morning Wood."
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  • katsblaze- my mom's maiden name was Wood... reading her yearbook was interesting!!

     

    The boys have a Woody and a Buzz doll, DH's friends make jokes about Woody and getting buzzed... ugh! 

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  • Funny! Good for you for now laughing. 

    I think I told this on here before, but it reminds me of a child I had who had a pretty severe speech problem. You had to really spend a lot of time with him to know what he was saying, but once you figured it out it was easy.

    Anyway, he was putting his socks and shoes on again after nap. He is struggling a little and then he says My sock is too small, I need a bigger sock. Except in his speech s = c so he really said My c*ck is too small, I need a bigger c*ck. I just smiled, agreed that he needs new socks, and helped him put them on.

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    I think I told this on here before, but it reminds me of a child I had who had a pretty severe speech problem. You had to really spend a lot of time with him to know what he was saying, but once you figured it out it was easy.

    Anyway, he was putting his socks and shoes on again after nap. He is struggling a little and then he says My sock is too small, I need a bigger sock. Except in his speech s = c so he really said My c*ck is too small, I need a bigger c*ck. I just smiled, agreed that he needs new socks, and helped him put them on.

     

    haha these are great. This story reminds me of when me niece was very young and she said what sounded like "I want to be a hooker when I grow up". We figured out that she was trying to say "cooker",  which is what she called someone who cooks...so my niece wants to be a chef...not a hooker. LOL. 

  • This whole post is a riot!
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  • too funny!
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