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NON BODY OF CHRIST CHEWING Catholics: GO BACK ME UP!

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Re: NON BODY OF CHRIST CHEWING Catholics: GO BACK ME UP!

  • I don't know if I was allowed to chew!! I went to public school.
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  • I wasn't catholic!

    (my parents sent me to catholic school b/c they thought it was safer than the public school in our bad neighborhood. )

    but it was a really old school fire and brimstone crazy school. my parents were nuts to send me there but we were agnostic at home! I was so conflicted as a little kid!

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  • Okay, maybe it's because I'm not Christian, but it took me quite a while to understand what this post meant.  Body of Christ, wha?  Chewing what? 

     

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  • lol!

    i vaguely remember something about this, but my understanding was that the goal was to not waste/drop even the tiniest morsel of baby jesus. once it was transubstantiated it was ALL JESUS ALL THE TIME. that was why the priest always wiped all the crumbs into his chalice! and why it was 'bad, real bad' if the hosts were dropped on the floor. like letting the American Flag touch the ground, but more serious.

    therefore, i believe the nuns manhandled you for chewing jesus because they feared that if he was stuck in your teeth instead of in your gut, you would (eventually) brush him out and spit him into the sink. And that, young lady, would be a sin.

     

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  • I don't actually remember being told to not chew, but I did always let it dissolve because I liked it.  It tasted like an ice cream cone (sans ice cream).  Mmmm, Body of Christ.  Yep, I think that seals the deal.  Definitely going to hell.
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  • I also don't remember the rule not to chew and I went to 12 years of Catholic school.  But my grade school was all layperson teachers, no nuns, so maybe they were clueless.
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