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So nervous I could puke...

Well, since Jeff is so super sensative about all of the baby stuff, I can't vent to anyone around here...so that is what you girls are for...I just called into my doctor's office to see if the results of his SA are back (they were supposed to be by today), and yes, they are...but my doctor's nurse is with a patient, and the secretary can't go over any results like that...so...I am just sitting here, shaking, waiting for her to call me back. Ughhh.
*~~Danie~~*
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  • UGH big hugs!! I hope they call you back ASAP. Keep us posted!
  • ughhh that is the WORST.

    Did you watch how i met your mother on Monday? You are reminding me of Marshall and Lily right now. I hope the results are good!

  • Ahhhhhhh!!!  I hate waiting...especially on doctor's offices.  If they don't call you back within an hour...I would call again!

    In the meantime, here's a joke to help pass the time:

    Norwegian Math Test for an Engineer

    Ole wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. 'Without using numbers, represent the number 9.' 'Without numbers?' Ole says, 'Dat's easy.' and proceeds to draw three trees.

    What's this?' the boss asks. 'Vot! you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine,' says Ole.

    'Fair enough,' says the boss. 'Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.' Ole stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. 'Dar ya go.' The boss scratches his head and says, 'How on earth do you get that to represent 99?' 'Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99.'


    The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Norwegian, so he says, 'All right, last question.


    Same rules again, but represent the number 100.' Ole stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, 'Dar ya go. Von hundred.'

    The boss looks at the attempt. 'You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!' Ole leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, 'A little dog come along and pooped by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, vich makes von hundred.'
    'So, ven do I start?

     

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  • Mel - thanks for the laugh. That was great! : )

    Well, results are all great! Count and Motility are both great. Some abnormally shaped, but more than enough normal one to, in her words, "get the job done." hahah! Probably TMI, but yea, Jeff's not too excited with me talking to my local friends about all of it. : )

    So, I guess it is just me...and we will just keep trying.

    *~~Danie~~*
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  • Deep Breaths!

    Glad to hear the test results came back positively. It will happen babe! Sending my baby making vibes your way!  (yeah that sounds a little bit dirtier than intended)

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  • Ugh, waiting for news is the worst!  Glad the results were good though, must be a huge relief!
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  • I hate waiting!  But I am glad that you have heard by now and the news is good!  And we are here for you any time  :)

    Love the joke Mel

  • Glad to hear that the results were good.  Still in pretzel stance that things will happen soon for you!

     BTW:  are you keeping track of your BBT?  check out fertilityfriend.com for details.

    ~Melissa~
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  • That's hilarious Mel.

     

    And thank goodness for good news! Just take my obgyn's advice and "have fun"! I'll send some baby vibes your way as well.

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  • Glad to hear it was good news. Lots of baby vibes being sent your way.
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  • LOL Mel!!  I LOL'd at that and Mike, in the other room, asked what was so funny...

    Danie - glad to hear Jeff is ok.  Fingers crossed that you will be "with child" soon!!!!

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  • Glad the count came back good! Baby making vibes comin you way!! :)
  • So glad you got postive news after all the waiting!!  Fingers crossed for you!!!

    Mel - great joke!  I will def share that!

  • thanks ladies. mel, i was doing the bbt, but the clomid has made my temperature all out of whack...so now we are sticking to the sefd...sex every frickin day. haha. 
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  • I'm so glad to hear the results were good!  Now just have a wonderful time.  :)

     Mel - That joke is hilarious!

  • Glad the results came back good, Danie!!!  Hang in there!

    Mel, love the joke!


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  • yay! I am so glad every thing is okay. Good luck with the baby making :) lol
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