Caribbean Nesties
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
It's nice to know where I rate
I got hit on the grocery store yesterday. Well, I didn't realize that offering to get something off the top shelf for me was some sort of pick-up attempt, but I guess it is. I thanked the man and he said something about "striking out" and pointed to his finger. I was all, "Wha?" until it slowly sank in that he was saying he was striking out with me because he saw my wedding ring.
Yeah dude, you struck out because I'm married and not because you look vaguely homeless. I don't know what it is about me, but I am irresistible to older men who look like they've been living on the streets for a month or two. Don't they know I'll only hook up with an older dude if he's got MORE money than me, not less?
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Re: It's nice to know where I rate
I'm offended. He looked more than a couple months homeless in that picture. I'm appealing to men who look newly homeless. I have standards, you know. Sheesh.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I get hit on by younger classmates. Dude, when I said I liked that thing you said in your essay? That was about liking that thing you said in your essay, not about liking your pants. Also, you're closer in age to my kid than me, weirdo.
Creepy old guys just ask to hold my baby. Yeah, no.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman