What does it mean to "goose" somebody?

CaliopeSpidrman · January 2011

Mr. Spiderman and I disagree on this matter, and I want to verify that I am right (as usual). After all, this is a man who thinks it's queeb instead of kweef. Damn backwards Indiana upbringing.

buddhagouda · January 2011

I thought it meant to pinch someone's butt

KayRI · January 2011

What Buddha said.

mulva33 · January 2011

See now, I thought it meant to stick something up the hind. Like a pool stick.

salimoo · January 2011

I thought it was, like, pinching kind of between the cheeks.

mashedpotato · January 2011

I'm with buddha and kay.

buddhagouda · January 2011

So who was right?

CaliopeSpidrman · January 2011

I'm getting the same two answers Mr. Spiderman and I have for the definition here, so I don't know if I can declare one right vs. the other just yet. Although the majority vote seems to be on the side of a butt pinch instead of a poke to the butthole. This is a dilemma. I was hoping for unanimous agreement.

MrsKizdoodle · January 2011

I call it a "goose" when my dog sticks his nose into my bum. I don't consider a "goose" having any pinching involved, just poking.

FallinAgain · January 2011

I thought it was a pinch to the butt too--like a goose would bite someone. Geese are evil.

mashedpotato · January 2011

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goose

sparrowsocks · January 2011

I'm going with pinch to the butt.

noisy_penguin · January 2011

I also thought a pinch, or even a more hefty full-handed grab, but no insertion.

RFKD82909 · January 2011

I didn't think it was pinching. I thought it was between the cheeks

samfish2bcrab · January 2011

fake-insertion. straight index finger, aimed at butthole, poke through cloth.

SarahBethBR · January 2011

samfish2bcrab:
fake-insertion. straight index finger, aimed at butthole, poke through cloth.

Exackery.

CaliopeSpidrman · January 2011

I may need to wait for the Supreme Court ruling on this case.

Jen&Joe06 · January 2011

So which did you think it was Cali?

I think of it as a pinch to the butt.

CaliopeSpidrman · January 2011

I said it was a poke. He said it was a pinch -- although he said it was a pinch on the hiney cheeks and not between like Mashed's link describes.

KayRI · January 2011

I will expand on my reply by saying that I think it's a pinch between the cheeks, not on the cheeks.

BoomSmash · January 2011

Hey now! I'm originally from IN and I know that it's a kweef and a goosing is a poke.

GroomzMcFinehiney · January 2011

I say it's a pinch to the cheek. I fancy myself an expert on poking the butthole, and I believe that is only considered a goose when performed by Anthony Edwards.

salimoo · January 2011

I thought between was the essential component of goosing.

mashedpotato · January 2011

GroomzMcFinehiney:
I say it's a pinch to the cheek. I fancy myself an expert on poking the butthole, and I believe that is only considered a goose when performed by Anthony Edwards.

Talk to me Goose.

CaliopeSpidrman · January 2011

GroomzMcFinehiney:
I say it's a pinch to the cheek. I fancy myself an expert on poking the butthole, and I believe that is only considered a goose when performed by Anthony Edwards.

Finally the expert weighs in! I really hate telling my H that I was wrong and he was right. It's only happened once before. It just encourages him to continue to defy me.

RFKD82909 · January 2011

Don't tell him Cali! You can't give him anymore ammo to break the rules. I too was wrong once. It has gone down hill since.

motherslittlehelper · January 2011

I believed it to mean that someone grabs your ass, while making contact with your wizard's sleeve as well.

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