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Haven't done an open letter in awhile
So here goes-
Dear Auburn Tigers: War mother-effing eagle! National Champions baby! 14-0! I hope you know I was crazy loyal & superstitious this season, and I proudly made a kitchen full of orange & blue snacks and wore my lucky game day pants yesterday. Thank you for being awesome & winning the national championship for the first time since 1957 giving me something to jump up & down about last night. 
Dear Husband: Is there a reason you turned the heat off last night? I just woke up & the apartment is freaking frigid. Not cool dude. I just looked over at you still sleeping & you look cute though. So maybe I won't kill you.
Dear self: Did you sleep-eat again last night? You woke up with a truly terrible taste in your mouth & I'm concerned about it.
Dear work day: Please please please go fast so I can come home & lay on the couch & watch "The Bachelor." Those 3 hours of sleep last night just didn't quite cut it.
ten-tenners' may siggy: me & mama on my wedding day
What's LittleMissNewlywed Cooking?
Re: Haven't done an open letter in awhile
Dear Principal
Please don't be mad I am not attending the school board meeting tonight. Me making my 52 mile commute in the snow is going to be a lot safer when it is still light out (I hope).
Dear Photographer (yep I'm beating a dead horse)
Where are the photos of our first dance? We practiced so we wouldn't look like complete morons for four minutes, it would be nice to have photos of that.
Dear Snow
Can you hold back a bit until I get home from work? My 52 mile drive sucks already, no need to make it worse!
Dear 6 pounds- GO AWAY (I know you've been around for about 18 months, but if you could leave before our vacation in the summer that would be nice).
Dear Travel Agent,
Please get back to me, so that I can switch my flight to Thursday and stop worrying about trying to get out of here tomorrow.
Dear Mother Nature,
Not cool, Mother Nature. Not. Cool. You're on my list.
Dear Self,
Stop eating everything in sight. You've put on 7 pounds since you got back from the honeymoon, and your pants barely fit. Knock it off!
Dear New Washer and Dryer set,
I lurve you. And I love that no one else has ever used you, especially not the family with the dirty, bratty kids from our old apartment building.
Dear Kitchen,
Please hurry up and get back to normal! I love my crock pot but it would be much easier if I had a counter to prepare my food on!
Dear Work,
Please don't make me regret going back to 1st shift, otherwise it is going to be a long 6 months!
Dear Snow,
Fall. A lot.
Dear Work,
Please don't consider me an essential employee - just for tomorrow. If it snows enough, I don't want to be one of seven people that have to come here!
Dear Lil one that I take care of,
Please don't get me sick again. Thanks
Dear Car,
Yes, I heard the sounds you were making as I drove to work today. Please don't break down on me. I need you at least 5 more months and you aren't really worth fixing if the problem is more than $200 dollars. Please keep running and stop with the scary noises.
Dear Self,
You need to get on top of things. Start making lists cuz you have a lot to do and so far have been completely unmotivated about doing it. Hop to it! You have to plan your BFF's bachelorette party and shower, your sister's cake topper to make, and two trips to plan while working on your application for the grad. program. Stop procrastinating!
Dear photographer, I didn't care for your answer about the rest of my pictures. I think you're a dirty liar with atrocious grammar. Also, you have 900 of my hard earned dollars, yet you can't get my name right. Even though I signed my email. with. my. name.
Thanks, --jenA
Dear classmates in Human Sexuality, Grow the EFF up. Seriously, I'm going to bring a rolled up newspaper with me to class. Women having a period is not "SO nasty." Also, the extraneous conversations in a class of 350 need to stop.
Sincerely, I paid good money to take this class and you suck.
Dear textbooks, Why must you be so expensive? Usually I can skate through a class without buying the book, but it's looking like I need to buy 4 and an "iclicker" for one class. kthnxbye, broke jena.
Dear professor of my Tuesday 2-4:30 class, do you think maybe you could send out an email if you're going to cancel class? I know I was already on campus, but I still think you should show us the common courtesy of letting us know in advance that you won't be there.
Sincerely, it's really okay because I went to the bookstore, had lunch with my husband, and went to TJMaxx.
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