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skeptical

There's a guy coming over to "clarify" some requests he sent me, and I responded to his email about this saying, Oh just call me, it looks pretty straightforward. 

He responds with "I'm not sure I trust myself to understand computer stuff over the phone, so I'll come down to your office."

I'm thinking he wants to just hang in my office alone with me for thrills.  I'm that hot, right???  

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"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse

Re: skeptical

  • Make sure you wear your rape whistle, just in case.

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  • imagenoisy_penguin:
    Make sure you wear your rape whistle, just in case.

    Is your rape whistle loud? Because your office is pretty secluded. Sexy.

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • imagenoisy_penguin:
    Make sure you wear your rape whistle, just in case.

    Or your nice panties, depending on your mood. Although, he sounds slow, so I'm guessing the whistle. 

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    "The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab

    Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
  • He's hoping for some afternoon delight.  Don't let him close your office door.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • Did you shave your legs for this?
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  • It's raining men....strual blood in my pants, so no sexin will occur.
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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • He just sent an email titled "I'm toying with some graphics"

    So he's looking at porn to get worked up for the meeting, I assume.

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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • image_Fenton:

    He just sent an email titled "I'm toying with some graphics"

    So he's looking at porn to get worked up for the meeting, I assume.

    or he wants to know if you're open to drawing sex toys fo rhim.

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  • Nothing says "I'm a catch" like "I can't understand straightforward information. Please hold my hand."  Please report back about this meeting.
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  • Be sure to be on boner watch during your meeting. 
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  • If he shows up with no pants, he's totally sending you a message.

    image Mabel the Loser.
  • "some graphics" is totally code for his penis.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • The meeting consisted of:

    "These three documents I emailed you should be downloadable PDFs.  This fourth one should be the on-page content.  Oh there's a deadline...is there any way we can highlight that (yes, bold).  Perfect!  OK, that's all...."

    I think some people must be more bored than me.

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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • Don't stare at his boner too much. You don't want to go cross-eyed or catch the HIV.
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