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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Can't stop smiling
Because I finally remembered to bring my Groomz 2011 Calendar od Awesomeness (zing!) into work today. So every time I glance to the right, I see Bobsquatch and PDX's former coworker dressed as a knight, standing next to a giant pidgeon and Alf. I cannot tell you how much this is going to improve my work day. I need to develop a plan for when someone eventually flips through it and starts asking questions. I'm open to suggestions.
Re: Can't stop smiling
Claire Elizabeth 12/31/2011
Married Bio
tell people that a family member made it of the members of your family.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
I'd go with stalker ex-boyfriend and then tell them "Even though he's a little off his rocker, I still enjoy the attention. Is that so wrong?"
I'd go with this one. And you have the December caption to prove it. I think that's the one where I say 'I hope Dennis doesn't think I'm obsessed with you.'
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
College friends! I should try to find my lie, I can't remember everything I made up.
I found it in my email!!!!
"So how did you meet all those girls?"
"Not everyone lives out there, a few others flew from the west coast, and Bethany actually just moved there recently. Flann and Ali are from New Jersey, and they were roommates, and then Martha and Colleen, who are actually from Boston, lived across the hall from them. The rest of us are from Seattle. Vicki and Bethany were just down the hall from me, and I met Jenny and Flann in writing class, and Michelle was Jenny's roommate, and we just sort of all started hanging out in the common room for their dorm in freshman year."
"How did so many college friends end up out east?
"Well, all the east coasters ended up back there when school was done, and then Vicki got her masters at Cornell" (?!) "and stayed there after that, Bethany moved to Boston last year for a librarian position and Flann moved there recently for nursing school. The rest of us are all out west still."
"Oh, so why was everyone getting together?"
"Oh, no real reason. Ali and Michelle thought they'd visit the girls that live in Boston now over the long weekend, and then Vicki said she'd drive up from New York, then Jenny decided to join them, and then I found a cheap plane ticket...
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
This is quite possibly the most elaborate lie I have ever read. Much more mature than yelling "NUNYA!" in the face of the person that asks before running away.
One of my co-workers, after hearing I was going to Boston to see some friends, volunteered me for our bimonthly "everyone shares pictures of a trip they went on!" lunch. I mainly shared pictures of the JFK library and did not share pictures of my wedding to Vicki or everyone's lobster tattoos or Moo's vampire baby.
oooooh! I would tell people that you found it at the dollar store, and it was so odd you couldn't NOT buy it for a dollar.