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kids.woot funny
Today's kids.woot! is a Combi Savvy EX Blue Lagoon Stroller. I know nothing about the stroller but the ad copy is hysterical:
They see me strollin?
They hatin?
Patrollin? tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
My rattle?s so loud
It?s bangin?
They hopin? that they gonna change me, diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Parents think they can see me lean
I?m tiny, it ain?t easy to be seen
When you see my ride by your eyes turn so green
Jealous of my ride, it?s a stroll machine
Now ridin? with a new chick, she like ?I?m mom?
Sayin? that she heard me drop some bombs
Nothin? on my bib but in my diaper
Is a bad smell that just gets riper
Mom you ain?t know I?m crazy like Dora, so
Just tryin? to stroll up and down Aurora
Stroller super clean so I pull in ladies
Out on patrol to pinch cheeks on babies
Style turned up all the way to the maximum
Cup holders, some babies tryin? to ask for some
But we packin? somethin?, what we have for ?em
We?ll have a baby locked up in a maximum
Activity pen
Three Second Fold
Folds all up and ready to go
Seat cushion ready like ?wash this, yo?
Mom?s behind and we start to roll
Harness on, gotta stop the pollution?
Diaper change just like ?Who is that producin???
That?s the Baby skills when we out and cruisin?
Got grandmas in every city except Houston
But I still ain?t losin?
They see me strollin?
They hatin?
Patrollin? tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
My rattle?s so loud
It?s bangin?
They hopin? that they gonna change me, diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
I been drinkin? and chokin? down solid food ?cause I got focus
I gotta get it home before the doggies scope this
Blue Lagoon stroller swervin? all up on the curb and
A baby be sippin? on the formula and the juice again
It?s in again, we in the wind
Don?t wanna hold up while I teeth on the ring
I bite another one down and leave it like it ain?t no thing
I got a toy up in my right hand
13 ounce bottle in my lap, freezin? my thigh
Rollin? by a tree, birds up there so high
Gotta get home to play with my dog
We strollin? down the side streets
Temp?s like 85 but it?s a dry heat
Lock lock wheels to the block, I fall asleep
Plop plop hope dad don?t smell me on the low key
With no regard for the law, diaper?s full like ?change ?em all?
But I won?t get cleaned up and wiped up in diapers for none of y?all
Keep some wipes in the car and a bibby to spark
Wonder if you want a baby? It?s hard work, dog
Ready or not I bust shots off in the air
Best case you get pee in your hair
They see me strollin?
They hatin?
Patrollin? tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
My rattle?s so loud
It?s bangin?
They hopin? that they gonna change me, diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Know what I?m thinkin? so, we should take a stroll
Give me my blanket right and then I hang it low
A baby upset fo sho?
?Cause they think they know
That they catchin? me with plenty milk but no
So they get behind us tryin? to catch my dad
Look in the rearview and they smilin?
Thinkin? they?ll catch us in the park, they keep tryin?
Steady denyin? that it?s baby profilin?
Houston, Texas you can check my tags
Turn me over try to smell my back
Look down the waistband see my diaper rash
But my mom?s all on it, get some ointment fast
Bein? the baby that I am I?ll talk to them not givin? a
Clue about what I?m sayin? with my baby coos
When they realize I ain?t even ridin? dirty
Bet you?ll be leavin? with an even madder mood
Then I?ll laugh at you and I?ll have to cruise
No number two between me and you
You can?t change me plus you can?t sue
This is a message to the ?rents, tell ?em ?I own you?
I could be mean, tell ?em what they should?ve known
I?m pretty much a king and they?re my throne
Play with their phone, callin? numbers they say ?Nooo!?
Like they could stop me
We?re about to pull up to our home and it?s on
They see me strollin?
They hatin?
Patrollin? tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
My rattle?s so loud
It?s bangin?
They hopin? that they gonna change me, diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
Tryin? to say my diaper?s dirty
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