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girls' weekend is evidently about being fat and drunk

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We have 6 bottles of wine - that's not unreasonable right?

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Snack corner

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Full fridge. Yes that is 8 containers of hummus.

Missing the Baileys and the bottle of Grand Marnier

 

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Re: girls' weekend is evidently about being fat and drunk

  • Depending on how many ladies we're talking about, 6 bottles may be unreasonably too few.
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  • I am concerned by your hummus to wine ratio. One should never have more hummus than wine.
  • I was thinking the same exact thing, Lindsay.
    Mod, not sure how many girls are there... But, if there are more than three of you someone needs to make a run to the store stat!

    I think it's a rule that there should always be more wine than hummus.

  • Where's everyone else's?
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  • 3 girls. and we're wine tasting tomorrow.
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  • imagelindsayll:
    Depending on how many ladies we're talking about, 6 bottles may be unreasonably too few.

    Nestthis. 

    I want to go wine tasting with girlfriends. But everyone's popping out babies. 

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    "The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab

    Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
  • So the 6 bottles of wine are just to get you through tonight, correct? Then during wine tasting you'll buy more to last the rest of the weekend, right?

    This reminds me to start pressuring our friend to start planning our annual wine-tasting booze bus tour. He swears we don't need to do the bus thing anymore so nobody gets too drunk but what fun is that?

    I'm pretty sure it's pronounced your mom's a moron and if you didn't have your name legally changed by the age of 22, so are you. Unless you're from another continent. -Groomz
  • I'd give just about anything for a girls' weekend
  • Why don't we live closer?
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  • Fallin, you could always FLY now that you don't have to waste vacation days.

    But as far as girls weekends being about getting drunk and fat, I think that's the gist of it.  There are other variables you could add like going to a spa or sitting by a pool at the right time of the year, but the first two points are always required.

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  • I want to be drunk and fat.
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  • imageshanollee:
    I'd give just about anything for a girls' weekend
    Like go to NOLA in march?
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  • I did not know there were also about waking up at 6am for no reason. I am the only one awake. Also the house we are in sucks a little and I will have to complain. It is musty even though it is clean and there is water damage near one of the doors.  I hate complaining and I know it is a damp area but come on.

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  • imagemodb1rd:

    I did not know there were also about waking up at 6am for no reason. I am the only one awake. Also the house we are in sucks a little and I will have to complain. It is musty even though it is clean and there is water damage near one of the doors.  I hate complaining and I know it is a damp area but come on.

    Ugh. Waking up early unnecessarily makes me so angry. And I'm sorry the house is musty.
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  • TY. It's going to be fine. We had the fireplace going and drank wine and forgot about it soon enough.
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  • Getting drunk, eating a lot, and laughing until it hurts. These are my three basic requirements. Thats why I like GTGs so much.
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  • Also, you might be horrified to see the amount of alcohol we bring to our annual girls weekend. Of course, we usually have around 8 people.
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    Fallin, you could always FLY now that you don't have to waste vacation days.

    The problem, sadly, is that unlimited vacation oddly doesn't correspond with unlimited fun monies.

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  • The fruit bowl offsets the other fattening items. I miss wine!
  • Thanks Kay! Strata was yummy.

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  • Yum!
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    For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
  • Glad you liked the strata!
  • This is actually why i wondered why you were worried about the girl's weekend.  It's booze and food, what's not to love?

    And yeah, your wine stash is frighteningly low.  

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  • we might be frighteningly old. we've only gotten through 3.5 bottles of wine and one bottle of champagne. And we were all in our beds by 10:15 last night. Paige fell asleep on the couch before 10.

    The nerves was much around never hanging out with these two in this way.

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