This past week on FB quite a few of my friends have posted funny football quotes that I wanted to share:
A Jets fan, a Dolphins fan and a Patriots fan are climbing a mountain -arguing about who loves his team more. The Dolphins fan insists he is the most loyal. "This is for the Dolphins!" he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Patriots fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells "This is for the Patriots!" and pushes the Jets fan off the mountain!
CNN BREAKING NEWS: Practice at the Jets Stadium was suspended for over 2 hours today after a player found a white powdery substance on the ground. Police were called and Homeland Security investigated. Experts determined, the white substance, unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact the goal line. Practice later resumed because officials determined it is unlikely the team would encounter the substance again.
Our Father, Who Art in Pittsburgh , Football Be Thy Game. Let Mendenhall run, 6 Super Bowls Won, ...On Earth as it is in Heinz Field. Give us this Day a playoff Victory, And forgive us our penalties, As we defeat those Ravens who play against us. But lead us into a victory, And deliver us to Texas ! For thine is the D-Line, the Polamalu, and the Harrison ! A-Ben! Here We Go STEELERS!!
Haha and here we go, another hopefully good weekend of playoff football!
Re: Kickoff!!! And a few funny quotes
Haha! I love it!
Enjoy all the football! Go Pats!
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