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Why doesn't my to-do list ever look like this?

Mucho likes purple nails and purple cupcakes
Re: Why doesn't my to-do list ever look like this?
But not Landon. Definitely not.
Mucho likes purple nails and purple cupcakes
The nerve!
House | Blog
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
I don't know what a moon doggie is either, but there is a Moondoggies bar/restaurant that I used to spend a lot of drunk time at in San Diego (Pacific Beach area).
Mucho likes purple nails and purple cupcakes
Drinking only 4 times a week? I couldn't do it.
I wish I had some narcos. I'd do them at work.
I'd probably bang Landon, too.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
Mucho likes purple nails and purple cupcakes
In this context, you might be right.
Mucho likes purple nails and purple cupcakes
Urban dictionary had 3 listed definitions:
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
I mean, if it helps Jason study for law school, I don't know why she would stop it for 3 whole weeks.
Sometimes urban dictionary makes me giggle.
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
This has to be made up, right? People cannot be this fvcked up, can they? And why ORGANIC?
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
See, I've seen all that. This is my conundrum.
There's the bar in San Diego, a restaurant in SC, and that urban dictionary that oh my god please must be made up.
And there's a band. Maybe it's another group of people she's not supposed to have sex with. For three weeks.
The nerve!
House | Blog
I was thinking the same thing. The only reason for being so specific must be that there is another name for using non-organic peanut butter. Not sure about the breastmilk though.
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
STOP RUINING IT FOR ME!!!
The list was found at a gym. The writer has self-control problems yet wants to be in shape. I submit that a "Moondoggie" is similar to a twinkie.
:::adjusts Sherlock Holmes hat and takes big haul off pipe:::