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Why doesn't my to-do list ever look like this?

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Re: Why doesn't my to-do list ever look like this?

  • Sex with Chris only.
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  • Thankfully it is just blow she is quitting and not blow jobs.
  • imageKristenBtobe:
    Sex with Chris only.

    But not Landon.  Definitely not.

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  • This isn't the first time I've seen this, and every time I try to find out what a moon doggie is to no avail.  It is my white whale.

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    The nerve!
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  • This list looks like it belongs to Snooki. 
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    "Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
  • imageSarahBethBR:
    This isn't the first time I've seen this, and every time I try to find out what a moon doggie is to no avail.  It is my white whale.

    I don't know what a moon doggie is either, but there is a Moondoggies bar/restaurant that I used to spend a lot of drunk time at in San Diego (Pacific Beach area).

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  • Drinking only 4 times a week?  I couldn't do it.

     I wish I had some narcos.  I'd do them at work.

    I'd probably bang Landon, too.

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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
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  • Moon doggies has got to be doing it from behind in space right?
  • So do you think she decided to keep Landon's number or just accomplished that task a day a head of time.
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  • imageJen&Joe06:
    Moon doggies has got to be doing it from behind in space right?

    In this context, you might be right.

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  • imageSarahBethBR:
    This isn't the first time I've seen this, and every time I try to find out what a moon doggie is to no avail.  It is my white whale.

    Urban dictionary had 3 listed definitions:

    1. The act of spreading organic peanut butter infused with human breastmilk around one's anus. A dog cannot resist the temptation to indulge and salad tossing ensues.Nothing helps Jason study for law school better than a good moondoggie.
    2.  A person who smokes marijuana on a daily basis and is like that of a hippie. This person usually has extremely long hair and listens to music from the 1960s. The ' moondoggie, Scott, is always smoking pot.
    3. A very valued rank in the world of skateboarding.
      Dude our boy got skills, we should up his rank to MoonDoggie. (most be accepted to Team Frozen Monkey befor anyone is eligible)
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    "Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
  • Coley beat me to it. I seriously hope she was referring to the bar and not definition #1.
    I'm pretty sure it's pronounced your mom's a moron and if you didn't have your name legally changed by the age of 22, so are you. Unless you're from another continent. -Groomz
  • I mean, if it helps Jason study for law school, I don't know why she would stop it for 3 whole weeks. 

    Sometimes urban dictionary makes me giggle. 

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    "Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
  • Maybe Landon works at Moondoggies. mystery solved.
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  • imageColey7788:

    imageSarahBethBR:
    This isn't the first time I've seen this, and every time I try to find out what a moon doggie is to no avail.  It is my white whale.

    Urban dictionary had 3 listed definitions:

    1. The act of spreading organic peanut butter infused with human breastmilk around one's anus. A dog cannot resist the temptation to indulge and salad tossing ensues.Nothing helps Jason study for law school better than a good moondoggie.

     

    This has to be made up, right? People cannot be this fvcked up, can they?  And why ORGANIC?

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  • I was wondering the same thing.  And why breastmilk!!!
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    "Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
  • See, I've seen all that.  This is my conundrum.

    There's the bar in San Diego, a restaurant in SC, and that urban dictionary that oh my god please must be made up.

    And there's a band.  Maybe it's another group of people she's not supposed to have sex with.  For three weeks.


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  • Must be a hippie veggie thing if it involves breastmilk, organic PB and tossing salad.
  • imageColey7788:
    I was wondering the same thing.  And why breastmilk!!!

    I was thinking the same thing. The only reason for being so specific must be that there is another name for using non-organic peanut butter. Not sure about the breastmilk though.

    I'm pretty sure it's pronounced your mom's a moron and if you didn't have your name legally changed by the age of 22, so are you. Unless you're from another continent. -Groomz
  • Now I'm in detective mode.  So I googled International Dermal Institute and there are no locations in the Carolinas but a few in California, so I think the restaurant/bar is the best option.  Even though the Urban Dictionary definition would be a funnier explanation.
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    "Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
  • imageColey7788:
    Now I'm in detective mode.  So I googled International Dermal Institute and there are no locations in the Carolinas but a few in California, so I think the restaurant/bar is the best option.  Even though the Urban Dictionary definition would be a funnier explanation.

    STOP RUINING IT FOR ME!!!

  • The list was found at a gym.   The writer has self-control problems yet wants to be in shape.   I submit that a "Moondoggie" is similar to a twinkie.

    :::adjusts Sherlock Holmes hat and takes big haul off pipe:::

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