Super inappropriate: Want to talk about ahem size?

jena.n.ross · January 2011

So yes, this is way inappropriate, but I'm feeling saucy. Feel free to leave if you're easily offended!!

So I did a google search to see Daniel Radcliffe naked - I heard about the play he did. First, it was really disturbing to see his.... wand. Second, as google often does, a bunch of other weird pictures came up. Including a really small penis.... like... I didn't believe it small. So I did another google image search, this time for "tiny penis." Can I say... oh.em.gee??

There are some disturbingly small penises out there. I feel awful for them and their partners (((((

So here's a poll:

[Poll]

DLLadybug · January 2011

Well everyone can't be well endowed.... :P

OceanHutt · January 2011

I consider Him "regular" but he DEFINITELY knows what to do with it

compared to others why have had more but didnt know how to use it so it works

hz80408 · January 2011

I have nothing else to compare it to...so I feel like it's large, but it actuality it may just be considered regular? lol

AlwaysABridesmaid... · January 2011

Magnum. On another strange note. DH has a friend who constantly get nekked when he drinks and talks about how tiny his pen** is. AND it is. Like really little. It scares me

Dyork · January 2011

DH is large. Which can be awesome. Down side is now that my Dr. pulled me off the pill and we really should switch back to good 'ol condoms.

DH is allergic to spermicide, and finding magnum condoms that don't have that gets hard sometimes. And frankly we still wont bother, which is terrible since we're NOT ttc.

kjhharris · January 2011

LOL... I said regular, assuming we're talking about length. Girth is a different matter - doesn't matter how slow we go, how much foreplay or lube, I almost always tear a bit. Doesn't hurt until the next day though!

jena.n.ross · January 2011

OceanHutt:
I consider Him "regular" but he DEFINITELY knows what to do with it compared to others why have had more but didnt know how to use it so it works

This, for sure. Regular is plenty, and he knows what to do with it. My first husband was uncomfortably large..and was a one hump dump (pardon the crudeness of that statement). But it was my fault I didn't enjoy sex (sarcasm).

I think almost any size can be the "right" size, as long as both parties are happy and satisfied at the end.

OceanHutt · January 2011

jena.n.ross:

OceanHutt:
I consider Him "regular" but he DEFINITELY knows what to do with it compared to others why have had more but didnt know how to use it so it works

This, for sure. Regular is plenty, and he knows what to do with it. My first husband was uncomfortably large..and was a one hump dump (pardon the crudeness of that statement). But it was my fault I didn't enjoy sex (sarcasm).

I think almost any size can be the "right" size, as long as both parties are happy and satisfied at the end.

God Jena....what an ass....I guess thats why he's the EX husband

I almost choked on my water at the "crude" statement LOL Love it

DLLadybug · January 2011

I once fooled around with a guy that was waayy too big it was gross.

I also dated a guy that I didn't do anything with but saw his package and it was a chode.

My ex, eh.... not too much to write home about.

Ryan... perfect.

alecat9 · January 2011

DH's is regular, but no complaints here

Jena, I saw the play (Equus) you were talking about when it was on Broadway in NYC. It was actually pretty amazing and Daniel Radcliffe did an amazing job. The nude scene was pretty disturbing though (not for the nudity but for the subject matter).

Jen72682 · January 2011

I truly believe in the statement, "It's not the size of the wave in the ocean, but the motion of the ocean." Wink

My husband is pretty large and if he goes too rough it hurts to much (he's like 6'6 and probably weighs 280). I can totally feel it the next day....

This is way TMI, one time I dated this guy who was soo small we lost the condom because it wouldn't stay on him.... gross I know!

I think it is much better to have bigger though!

Xan921 · January 2011

Jason is regular and gets the job done, but honestly, I wish he were a bit bigger. It's not like he can help that though; I'm sure he wishes my boobs were bigger too lol.

I used to hook up with this guy who had the most wonderfully perfect d*ck ever, so I think that ruined me for life.

On the other end of the spectrum though, I had sex with one guy and I didn't even realize we were having sex because it was so thin (and its not like I've got some big huge vagina, he was literally like as thick as a marker). He pulled out and went to throw the condom away and I asked him what he was doing; I literally thought we'd been dry humping lol.

RavenBeautie · January 2011

Anthony is "regular" but knows how to use it. In my past experience, I feel like guys with really big hogs think they don't have to do any work. They think they can just pull it out and say, "Hey look how big my wang is" and we'll be happy. Not so lol

pondering_gal · January 2011

Bahaha oooh Jena, you're too funny!

I said regular....it works for me Wink

pondering_gal · January 2011

RavenBeautie:
Anthony is "regular" but knows how to use it. In my past experience, I feel like guys with really big hogs think they don't have to do any work. They think they can just pull it out and say, "Hey look how big my wang is" and we'll be happy. Not so lol

LOL!
Oooooh men, they think that's all it takes!

Dyork · January 2011

hahahahaha Xan the dry humping this is hilarious. And RavenBeautie I've actually been with a guy who...lets face it was small....and he STILL did that. Seriously, he thought his *** was the best thing in the world.

Thankfully I moved on....to bigger and better things.....

RavenBeautie · January 2011

Dyork:

hahahahaha Xan the dry humping this is hilarious. And RavenBeautie I've actually been with a guy who...lets face it was small....and he STILL did that. Seriously, he thought his *** was the best thing in the world.

Thankfully I moved on....to bigger and better things.....

Oh, man, that's aweful! LOL! I still remember my smallest... He was so small that we were unable to do it in the missionary possition because it wasn't long enough to get from my theigh to my vag. He did try, tho lol He did not get a second chance! hehe

christieep · January 2011

OMG this thread is cracking me up.

I marked regular for DH, it gets the job done for sure.

The guy I dated before DH was freakishly large. I don't know how I walked the day after we first did it. We had sex in the dark a few times, then the first time I saw it in the light I was horrified! Anyone ever see the Sex and the City episode where Carrie compares a guy's size to a pepper grinder? That is a good comparison....thank god vaginas are elastic.

Miss Shasta · January 2011

DH is large, but not large enough to cause me pain. I dated a guy once that was about 6 foot 5 inches, and he had the smallest penis ever. Totally not proportional to his body! lol

jena.n.ross · January 2011

Xan921:

On the other end of the spectrum though, I had sex with one guy and I didn't even realize we were having sex because it was so thin (and its not like I've got some big huge vagina, he was literally like as thick as a marker). He pulled out and went to throw the condom away and I asked him what he was doing; I literally thought we'd been dry humping lol.

This made me LOL!

RavenBeautie:
Anthony is "regular" but knows how to use it. In my past experience, I feel like guys with really big hogs think they don't have to do any work. They think they can just pull it out and say, "Hey look how big my wang is" and we'll be happy. Not so lol

lol! So I'm taking that human sexuality class, and the first day of class, she was talking about how important things other than straight up vaginal sex are to get a woman off, and said "Guys, it's like if we rub your thigh for a minute and say 'Oh, so did you come?' " Epic.

Dyork:
Thankfully I moved on....to bigger and better things.....

Literally!! teehee.

christieep:
That is a good comparison....thank god vaginas are elastic.

OMG!

Miss Shasta:
DH is large, but not large enough to cause me pain. I dated a guy once that was about 6 foot 5 inches, and he had the smallest penis ever. Totally not proportional to his body! lol

This is so weird how this happens. My ex husband was really short (we're talking 5'4ish), and was about 9" long. And I work with a guy that is also short, who I have heard from several sources that he's swinging 10".... Ouch. No gracias!

EmDizzle · January 2011

I probably shouldn't be viewing this board at work, but oh well. cracking me up!!

I've dated a couple of guys and got to experience the two extremes, but DH is right in the middle definitely just right. Actually, the first time DH and I had sex (we waited a few months into dating), it was like another check on the list as to why I could be with this guy forever - we just kind of "fit together" very well.

Xan - omg! totally been there! the worst part was that he was actually a really good friend, and it was just a one-night rebound after his friend broke up with me. But the whole time I was thinking "are doing it right now?? is that a BIC pen???"

Boynton1286 · January 2011

You girls just made my work day so much brighter!

I said "regular" I am like Xan, I would prefer a little bgger but I can deal.

I had a few flings before DH and the one guy always talked a big game about all the girls her had done and I blew him off thinking that he was probably small, then, much to my surprise, it was GINORMOUS!! Like if he was standing a foot away from my in the shower it was touching me. But sadly, he did not know how to work it. What a waste!!

In HS (was a bit of a Wh*re), I was with a guy and could never figure out why they called his brother "soup can" and him "tuna can," needless to say, I figured out and that was a bad experience. I am assuming that must be what giving birth feels like. OUCH!!!

Tisharp · January 2011

AlwaysABridesmaid...:
Magnum. On another strange note. DH has a friend who constantly get nekked when he drinks and talks about how tiny his pen** is. AND it is. Like really little. It scares me

OMG, we have a friend (Peanut's dad, if you read my other post) who has been nicknamed "Get Naked Brown" ever since they were in college (his last name is Brown, btw). LOL Naked friends are great fun sometimes. But, thankfully, I haven't known him as long as some people, so I have never seen him in less than boxers. lol Thankfully. lol

Xan921:

and its not like I've got some big huge vagina

This made me LOL for real (at my desk at work) and then I LOL'd again when I read Jena say she'd LOL'd at it. LMAO

Xan921:

I used to hook up with this guy who had the most wonderfully perfect d*ck ever, so I think that ruined me for life.

Oh gosh, me too. But don't tell Keith. lol

Tisharp · January 2011

Eeek - triple post!

Tisharp · January 2011

Eek! Triple post!

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