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It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
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Battle for the uterus
These were taken in October, so the birthmom was about 5-6 months along. I don't know what to look, so I had do some research to figure out what they are pictures of. Here's what I came up with:
I'm pretty sure that one is a straight on face shot. It looks like she's trapped in there and is looking for an escape or for a battle.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Re: Battle for the uterus
I think that it is the top view of her noggin (the circle is measuring her head). Your kid has a good lookin' noggin there. Of course, it does look a little angry. You better watch out for her. She looks fiesty.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
This picture is also unclear upon first look:
But after careful inspection, it is clear that an evil pig with flipper arms is trying to take over the uterus.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Paige is ready to kick some ass.
The longer you look at these pictures, the more things you see.
She looks like she is yelling at those damn neighbor kids to get off of her lawn.
This one is called a trv, which I think means transvaginal, but it looks like tow sides of the same picture:
Clearly Paige and the pig have retreated to their corners in preparation for battle. Paige is in Ninja Kick position, while the Evil Overlord Porkchopula is ready to go into battle nose first.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
This one looked clearer to me than the rest, though I'm not sure I'm reading it right.
It looks to me as if Paige is in her victory pose, having emerged victorious from her battle royale. Porkchopula is quivering in the background.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
And here's the last U/S picture we got:
Moments after Evil Overlord Porkchopula admitted defeat, Big Bird arrived on the scene to officially declare Paige the victor and new ruler of the uterus.
Fin
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Those are some great ultrasound pics, Groomz. Although I didn't see anything that resembled a burrito, I fully intend to stick to my word from last night and celebrate with some Chipotle this weekend in honor of you, Jimmy, and Paige. Of course, it will be pork in recognition of the defeat of Porkchopula.
Those are some great ultrasound pics, Groomz.
Although I didn't see anything that resembled a burrito, I fully intend to stick to my word from last night and celebrate with some Chipotle this weekend in honor of you, Jimmy, and Paige. Of course, it will be pork in recognition of the defeat of Porkchopula.
I didn't know the name. I love Paige.
I am choking because of laughter.
Well, these pictures are old. I'm sure by now Paige has grown and trained enough to defeat Big Bird, too.
ETA: I just reread and saw that Big Bird acknowledges her as leader. But she'll probably still oust him, because that's how Paige rolls.
Big Bird has been working out.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Oh god, flipper pig is killing me.
My bff showed us one of her ultrasound pics from her anatomy scan and the baby seriously looks like the devil. It was a straight on face shot and you could see all the bones. Really freaking freaky.
Claire Elizabeth 12/31/2011
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"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman