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Someone please explain Real Housewives to me
I thought it was like a Real World-type thing where each "season" was a different locale. Instead it seems like they just keep adding different variations while continuing the previous ones.

Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Re: Someone please explain Real Housewives to me
Noisy, yes, Frasier is a huge douche in real life (or as real as the Housewives reality is). His wife came to see him in NY after his play and she went backstage to see him and he all but threw her out.
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
I kind of like Adrienne but I think her relationship with her H is quite odd. Plus I wanna rip the plastic glitter extensions out. Lisa is my fave.
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
I was open mouthed when Nick kissed her on both cheeks then she asked for a kiss on the lips and when he delivered, she kind of closed her eyes and said delicious or so good or whatever RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS WIFE.
I adore Lisa and really like Kyle. I find Taylor sort of pathetic. I can't figure out Adrienne. She seems to hate her H. I thought maybe she was keeping him around for the free plastic surgery, but she's a Maloof. No pre-nup?
I was the same way re: Nick. I loved how Kyle was talking about if anyone tried to kiss her husband like that in front of her, that person wouldn't have any lips left (or something to that effect). I also like Kyle a lot and think her H is a hottie and super sweet.
Kristen, I'm glad that someone else noticed the glitter extensions. I feel like I just notice random (dumb) shiit all the time. For example, the Teen Mom 2 cast all have their lip/faces pierced (or I think 3 out of 4 of them). WHY?!?!?!?
Fallin, I think that she does hate her H. They have a weird relationship and it seems like that everything the other does irritates the helll out of them. I saw an episode today where she was annoyed that his shoes were squeaking as he walked through their marble house. LIKE HE DID IT ON PURPOSE. They HAVE to have a pre-nup, I really would hope she's not that dumb.
Can we also talk about Cedric and his lame "I was abandoned" story?
Also, Hymen, clearly I am more trashtastic than you. Please see the entire post I just wrote about the Housewives. I hate myself for knowing all of this stuff.
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
And the fact that Adrienne never ever wants him to go anywhere with her and he always wants to tag along. It's so weird.
I don't believe Cedric's story but he seems sweet and willing to do whatever Lisa tells him to.
Did you see the bike race? Kyle and Mauricio seem really into each other. I do wish she was nicer to Kim, who seems so sad.
Eh, I feel like if I was living rent-free and got to tag along with Lisa all day, I'd do whatever it took. But he does seem like a lost puppy sometimes.
I did see the bike race and thought it was cute how much he wanted them to stay and have alone time. The seem like a really sweet couple.
Kim is sad and pathetic. I feel bad for her sometimes, but really I think she brings nothing to the show (kind of like Taylor, but at least she has H drama).
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
The whole puppy thing pissed me off. It is like Russell and Taylor had never talked to each other before.
I watch every season. Atlanta is my least favorite with NY and Jersey being #1. I hear they are looking at some new cities as well.