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Bump WTF of the day

http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/48159466.aspx

Basically, the OP's In college and her BF's fraternity had a 'baby shower' for him that included strippers and hookers.

Edited to make cllicky. 

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"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin

Re: Bump WTF of the day

  • That's just one of the downsides to having a child while in college with a frat boy.
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  • I guess I am just a megabitch but I think that is absofuckinglutely hilarious.
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  • I just can't wrap my mind around the fact that she believed he was so upset about the situation but stayed at the party for 5.5 hours.  I know  I did some dumb stuff when I was in college but I really hope I wasn't this gullible.   
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    "Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
  • I'm fixated on the fact that they were at Red Lobster.
  • that's part of the hilarious. don't get me wrong. I've eaten there. I probably will again. and I like their cheddar biscuits.  but not something I'd advertise.
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  • imageTiffanyTheMom:

     That's not a shower, it's a friggin excuse to get him to cheat on you. You know a man's thinking- the baby's not here yet so it's okay. >:(

    This is my favorite part.  TiffanyTheMom sure understands how all men think!!

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  • Those frat brothers are stupid. Why pay for hookers for someone who obviously knows a girl that puts out?
    I'm pretty sure it's pronounced your mom's a moron and if you didn't have your name legally changed by the age of 22, so are you. Unless you're from another continent. -Groomz
  • What is with the timer at Red Lobster?

    And why was he naked?

  • imageJen&Joe06:

    What is with the timer at Red Lobster?

    And why was he naked?

    The pager that buzzes when your table is ready. 

    I'd guess Red Lobster is pretty upscale for your average coeds.

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  • imageJen&Joe06:

    What is with the timer at Red Lobster?

    I think she means the little buzzer thingy they give you when there's a wait for a table.

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  • Ahh gotcha. I thought she had her own timer at the table to let her know when her date was over and when it was time for him to go to his "shower"
  • imageboxerfan:
    imageTiffanyTheMom:

     That's not a shower, it's a friggin excuse to get him to cheat on you. You know a man's thinking- the baby's not here yet so it's okay. >:(

    This is my favorite part.  TiffanyTheMom sure understands how all men think!!

     

    Yes, didn't you know?  As aricka1 explains:

    I'm so sorry.  What an idiotic 'boy' thing for them to do :( It gave me anxiety just reading about it.  Hopefully he behaved himself, but even so I'd punish him for taking part.  I read this to my guy and told him I'd expect him to walk out if that happened (but we all know what male peer pressure can do to the guys).  I'm with Tiffany in that I'd make him get tested as a precaution.  It's a legitimate consequence for taking part in that scene and it would put your mind at ease.  I've heard it's not so great of an experience for guys to be tested either - they get a cotton swab stuffed in the tip.  But for his actions he should man up and take the swab!

    I hope today is better for you.

     I like that the swab in the peen is a good punishment.

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  • imageIrishgrl417:
    Those frat brothers are stupid. Why pay for hookers for someone who obviously knows a girl that puts out?
    Seriously!!!

    Boxer, TiffanyTheMom is another poster to watch. She has "been in labor" for the past 2 weeks. If I have to read one more "OMG, Vibez!!! Tiff's in Labor!!!" posts I'll be forced to kill myself. And this isn't her first time around the block-- her and her H have 2 other kids. The military hospital docs are meanies and keep sending her home, even though SHE'S IN LABOR!
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    "Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
  • Yeah, I heard it only takes one STI test to make a man never, ever cheat again.
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  •  So, a swab in the peen is the appropriate punishment for hookers.  Would a time out be sufficient if only strippers were involved?  Sorry, I'm not up on the rules for how to punish grown men in idiotic situations.
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  • She's having a baby with a boy, a frat boy. What was she expecting?
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  • This post is so hilarious, until you get to the part where you remember that these stupid people are two weeks away from having their very own spawn to fucck up.

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  • Nothing says "congrats on becoming a dad!" like whores.
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  • imageKristenBtobe:
    Nothing says "congrats on becoming a dad!" like whores.

    Maybe they got confused when someone suggested whore derbs for the shower. 

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  • This is making me laff:

    imagekimski:
    Sounds like your boyfriend and his friends for that matter need to grow up a little. -"strippers, hookers, etc "-especially not cool since you're getting closer to you due date. I would be pissed if i couldn't get a hold of my husband this close to my due date.

    Strippers and hookers would be cool if it wasn't so close to your due date.  Everybody knows that you don't wear white after Labor Day and you don't get naked with hookers within two weeks of your baby mama's due date.

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