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http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/48159466.aspx
Basically, the OP's In college and her BF's fraternity had a 'baby shower' for him that included strippers and hookers.
Edited to make cllicky.

"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
This is my favorite part. TiffanyTheMom sure understands how all men think!!
Baby Boxer is coming! 5.23.12
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What is with the timer at Red Lobster?
And why was he naked?
The pager that buzzes when your table is ready.
I'd guess Red Lobster is pretty upscale for your average coeds.
I think she means the little buzzer thingy they give you when there's a wait for a table.
Baby Boxer is coming! 5.23.12
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Yes, didn't you know? As aricka1 explains:
I'm so sorry. What an idiotic 'boy' thing for them to do
It gave me anxiety just reading about it.
Hopefully he behaved himself, but even so I'd punish him for taking
part. I read this to my guy and told him I'd expect him to walk out if
that happened (but we all know what male peer pressure can do to the
guys). I'm with Tiffany in that I'd make him get tested as a
precaution. It's a legitimate consequence for taking part in that
scene and it would put your mind at ease. I've heard it's not so great
of an experience for guys to be tested either - they get a cotton swab
stuffed in the tip. But for his actions he should man up and take the
swab!
I hope today is better for you.
I like that the swab in the peen is a good punishment.
Boxer, TiffanyTheMom is another poster to watch. She has "been in labor" for the past 2 weeks. If I have to read one more "OMG, Vibez!!! Tiff's in Labor!!!" posts I'll be forced to kill myself. And this isn't her first time around the block-- her and her H have 2 other kids. The military hospital docs are meanies and keep sending her home, even though SHE'S IN LABOR!
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Baby Boxer is coming! 5.23.12
www.focushunting.com
Maybe they got confused when someone suggested whore derbs for the shower.
This is making me laff:
Strippers and hookers would be cool if it wasn't so close to your due date. Everybody knows that you don't wear white after Labor Day and you don't get naked with hookers within two weeks of your baby mama's due date.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton