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Jens is

A ten.

An immigrant from the land of P&E

Ridiculously cute.

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Mucho likes purple nails and purple cupcakes

Re: Jens is

  • adorable

    someone I'm pretty sure I would get along with swimmingly in real life if she only didn't live so far away

    the best secret santa ever

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  • I'll duplicate and say that she is ridiculously cute so that lurkers can come out and b*tch about it.

    Is underwelmed at her mother's choice of DenimLorne, and she almost went off on him in a blind rage for putting his arm around her sister.  But she is too sweet for that sort of temper.

    Has a twin...who mooched a bunch of help for her wedding.

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  • Amazingly talented and super thoughtful.

    A world class director/producer of animated shorts.

    When w

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    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
  • Amazingly talented and super thoughtful.

    A world class director/producer of animated shorts.

    When we

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    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
  • Amazingly talented and super thoughtful.

    A world class director/producer of animated shorts.

    When we were

    image
    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
  • Amazingly talented and super thoughtful.

    A world class director/producer of animated shorts.

    When we were kids,

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    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
  • Amazingly talented and super thoughtful.

    A world class director/producer of animated shorts.

    When we were kids, she

    didn't
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    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
  • Amazingly talented and super thoughtful.

    A world class director/producer of animated shorts.

    When we were kids, she

    image
    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
  • Amazingly talented and super thoughtful.

    A world class director/producer of animated shorts.

    When w

    image
    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
  • Amazingly talented and super thoughtful.

    A world class director/producer of animated shorts.

    A twin. 

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    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
  • Creator of such funny things as Thursdays with Bloomie and the xtranormal videos.

    Has a floofy cat who wants to be a star.

    Uses said floofy cat to shoot lasers at her husband.

    Looks like a lot of fun to hang out with -- I want to eat raptor cake and climb trees!

    Lives in the frigid north.

    Can understand what I'm trying to say when I give her advice not to be like Vanilla Ice.

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • harboring secrets about everyone, courtesy of her anonymous pen pal
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  • Canadian. And does face melting solos.
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    For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
  • caused Groomz to break the interwebz

    is probably the nicest poster here.

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  • a hardcore basketball player and has the bruises to prove it

     

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  • Giving Hezz a run for her money in the supermodel department

    A star basketball player who will take you DOWN

    Side note: I love the progression of Groomz' posts from what looks like it will be this big story to going with the simpler "A twin."

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • Holy crap, I like this game a lot. Especially the part when people tell me nice things about myself. I am workin like a hoar right now, but as soon as I have spare moments, I'll be the lame late-comer who posts at the end of all your threads.

    I love you guys. 

     

  • sweet

    not liked by tasty for some unknown reason

  • in HR

    responsible for introducing us to the magic of xtranormal

    has an adorable kitty

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  • Side note: I love the progression of Groomz' posts from what looks like it will be this big story to going with the simpler "A twin."

    I just came back to this post and saw my own insane ramblings, and it's cracking me up.

    I was trying to type that when we were all kids in school together, she was the outcast, and we let her in the class picture, but she had to sit on a leper crate with a dunce cap.

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    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
  • a little overdramatic for my taste, yet witty.
  • Personally, I think Jens is adorable.  Nicer than most of us too.
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  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:

    Looks like a lot of fun to hang out with -- I want to eat raptor cake and climb trees!

    Exackery.

    Also, I fancy that my fluffy cat will be her fluffy cat's long distance boyfriend when he gets a little older.


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    The nerve!
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  • imagemulva33:
    a little overdramatic for my taste, yet witty.

    HOW DARE YOU! 

  • I like to imagine you sitting there, typing and deleting, shaking your head. Then saying "Fvck it! She's a twin."
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
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