Caribbean Nesties
salimoo
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Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Shamwow comin' atcha
Wishes they made Oreos with less cream filling.
Is some sort of freak.
If she rings your doorbell, don't answer it. She's not collecting for UNICEF.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Re: Shamwow comin' atcha
a corndog eater
a fan of fair food in all varieties
never on gchat
The most techtarded CNer ever but I love her anyway.
Only got an Amazon account in the past month. The mind bottles I tell you.
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
is from the show me state.
has a cute hubs.
is always sick with some snot problem.
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
is probably going to be drugged and impregnated by her husband.
Shamwow was called Shamwow in an attempt to make fun of her when she was new, but she then wormed her way into everyone's hearts and is now called Shamwow as a term of endearment.
Shamwow doesn't come around much because she decided to go to school every day and let little kids pee on her.
Shamwow's H looks like a Disney prince, and she also had a hot officiant at her wedding. Shamwow demands to be surrounded with hotness at all times (save for when the little kids are peeing on her).
Is the odd one out girl next door teacher in a school of hard knocks
Has a husband who coaches and loves sports
Broke my heart by almost coming to Vegas with me, but then going with her family instead. pff!
Has big, plinky doe eyes
Is hilarious in an understated way
Has really cute style
knows how cookies should be
Has mad internets shopping skillz (Elvis Nutcracker - word).
Likes to drink wine and watch crappy TV (a girl after my own heart).
Lives in Texas, therefore I read her posts with a little twang of an accent in my head.
Sara 7/7/11
Proof that pull and pray does not work if you are an Atheist.~Bethie
Is misguided enough to believe that any part of Texas is worth living in.
Married Prince Eric from the Little Mermaid.
Has a cat with an MD.
Has a dog she rarely talks about. Probably keeps him in a closet or something.
Hated her last job a lot.
Is misguided enough to think that mustard is delicious.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Had a Zoolander phone, but it is sadly no more.
shares my affinity for watching The Biggest Loser while eating the worst food I can find in the house.
The nerve!
House | Blog
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin