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"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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Thank you.
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All about Fenton
Will pass out in a shower at 7:30pm
Doesn't mind peeing in a planter on the side of a city street
Looks like Robin Scherbotsky
Does a great rendition of Oklahoma
Is my lovor.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Re: All about Fenton
Is the most gorgeous
has a hard candy outside and a smushy soft inside
Should be around more
Is not easily embarrassed and has no problem posting drunken photos of herself on the internets.
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Mucho likes purple nails and purple cupcakes
Loves politics and debate. And Jon Stewart.
Is a computer nerd.
Will ride a bull if you ask nicely.
No, that cannot be you. You cannot be that gorgeous.
(seriously. gorgeous)
Was on NPR.
I believe, stood on a cold rainy/snowy street corner to hold up an Obama campaign sign in 08.
The nerve!
House | Blog
Will show you her vagina during an awkward silence.
Loves to buy things on sale.
Creator of all things wonderful like the Mean Girls chart, icedcoco.com, and Camma L. Towe.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
It just clicked when you said this. I knew I recognized her face but could not place it.
She's funny and smart and kind of mean.
I want to be her friend really badly.
Is so awful her husband moved out of their home and into his parents!!
(come on, no one took the obvious route?)
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
Doesn't mind showing her vag and/or boobies in places you wouldn't expect (like the Post Office parking lot).
Is a champion ribbon dancer.
Doesn't give tongue when kissing.
Is super awesome and I miss her a ton.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
To clarify, I woke up at 4 am and drove around posting Obama/Biden signs along busy roads on election day. It wasn't really cold, so I can't accept credit for that.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
is a bit of a nerd, and into some sort of online game. (says the chick who hangs out on an online chat board)
was the first person I ever got into an interwebs argument with (life's not been the same since)
has a great smile.
Is so devoted to recycling she takes all the recyclables with her after a party, even sat with a giant bag of trash on her lap for a 3 hour car ride to take it home and recycle
Clips coupons
Can't hold her liquor AT. ALL.
When she gets indignant or defensive or anything her voice raises to this awful high pitch noise that makes husbands move out and friends twitch
Wrote "I
Boobs" in the dirt on my car yesterday. Douche.
Robin or me? (now you have to say me I guess!)
And I don't look like Robin. I look like Breckin Meyer.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
Loves cocck and vagina, depending on who's looking at her sign.
Would apparently fit in very well in Austin, TX.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Stop ruining my fantasy of your political dedication. It was uphill! In the snow!
The nerve!
House | Blog
Has pretty wretched taste in shoes. While looking for a story for Jens, I found this quote:
Fenton's gold shoes are to hookers as Purplesaurus Rex Kool Aid is to delicious.
EDT: Quote by Cali
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali