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3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
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I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
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Fitty is...
married to my husband.
The same size as a weight watchers fudge bar.
A dog rescuer, and has a dog house that is bigger than Cali's vagina.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Re: Fitty is...
A marathon runner
Rich
Does not eat meat
A runner
Catholic
A lovor of M&Ms and the teller of the hilarious Christmas M&M story
A squisher of scorpions under her child's bed
Keeping the east wing of her home vacant for the Pants Family
Drops "my mom is dead" at the funniest times
Is apparently a gnome.
Has a sweet house...however in Texas.
Has a smart, awesome kid.
Her mom is DEAD.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Has great ESL stories
Puts my arguing skills to shame.
Freaks everybody out with pictures of Texas-sized creatures.
Mucho likes purple nails and purple cupcakes
The plug fairy
tied with Groomz for best storyteller
a runner
A republican!
Can debate politics in a non-insane fashion, reminding me that being a Republican does not automatically make you a jerk who thinks Sarah Palin is awesome.
Has the kind of family other people dream of.
Will text you at 4:30 in the morning, "Does Moo like to bake?"
Has a great big heart.
Is a lady of leisure.
Has a child obsessed with garbage and recycling.
Would do anything for her friends, as evidenced by her role in helping get Evans out of Haiti.
Is a twin.
Likes Michael Jackson.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
How sad is it that I was all "awwwwwhhhh sniff sniff" when I read this? Pretty sad I'm guessing. Ha!
Awh jeez, these are a lot of kind words lady friend! Someday I will live there and you can come play board games and talent show with my family and stuff.
has a doghouse nicer than my home.
is really good people.
Seriously, Fitty is my Republican dream.
Also, I want my family to be Fitty's family when we grow up.
And I still think about the Cheet-o story and have tears. STILL. It's been a YEAR.
The nerve!
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is the coolest
wears the best dresses to fabulous events
is gorgeous
has to get everything altered
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Oh man I forgot about that one! "You know....because there's a tiger on the bag??" "Actually it's a cheetah." hahaha good stuff
I think I forgot to tell you guys one! So sometimes around the house in the course of bantering/discussing everyday stuff, I will say to Seba "right on, tampon" as my way of agreeing, acknowledging, whatever.
One day he comes strolling around the corner and very confidently says "helloooo tampon!" I kind of looked at him funny and he says "....that's not how it goes, is it?"
And then I died from the laughing.
I must have PMS, all you people are making me feel awh shucksy!
I do need to get everything altered. And yet I don't get it altered.
Is beloved by bulldogs everywhere.
has a kid who says the funniest things.
her favorite song is The Candy Man (I think? maybe it's a close second).
she's married to my internet trolling idol.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
Has a really big heart
Very rational
Great storyteller
Seems like a good cook, for a vegetarian
Has a fantastic laid back and caring approach to life in a way that makes you smile.