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Mucho likes purple nails and purple cupcakes
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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Hezz is
Beautiful
Creator of the ..chop.. bio
Owner of a monster vadge
Mucho likes purple nails and purple cupcakes
Re: Hezz is
Looks like a model.
Creator of birthing socks.
Has a three legged doggy.
Has the most beautiful backyard.
Can rape some paper like nobody's business.
Really really really good looking. Really.
An Amazon.
Awesome at photography and makeuping.
A raper of paper.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Claire Elizabeth 12/31/2011
Married Bio
a southern belle turned northerner.
going to take Lauren to meet Charlotte this summer.
the first person to make me aware a child to make 2 holes become 1.
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
the creator of divorce waffes.
does things to paper that makes it feel ashamed even though it did nothing wrong, except dressing up a little trampy and acting like a tease. Screw it, the paper had it coming.
doesn't know how to spell her own kid's name.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Never around anymore.
An excellent make-up artist. She can even make me pretty.
Lovor of cake.
Quite an artist -- whether it be raping paper or decorating a nursery, she has the knack.
Incredibly amazing. She's beautiful and hilarious and so amazingly inclusive and sweet.
Has 14x more teeth than the average person.
Has a three legged dog!
Looks great in every single photo of her.
Thought I ate a burrito with a side of mashed potatoes once.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Northerner turned Southern Belle turned Northerner!
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
not afraid to tell you how horny she is while watching Dirty Dancing
that friend who takes a million great pictures of an event, which is good, because everyone else is too busy drinking/singing/stealing wedding ceremony wine to take their own.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
has a white tattoo
her boobs are at about my eye level
has a disguise for every occasion
Complimenting her own good looks, has a hubba hubba hubby.
I'm guessing hasn't showered or changed out of her jammies today (and no, I'm not throwing stones, I haven't either).
put a chandelier in her BOY CHILD'S room. The horror.
Related: is the nursery master.
The nerve!
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Hezz makes pancakes, Ali and I make divorce waffles. Here's a new Groomz fact: Has no appreciation for who makes his breakfast.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
Is the best secret santa in the history of ever
Is the only person that can pull off a clown costume without looking scary
Has a three legged dog that tries to hump her children
Is crazy talented at all things creative, most especially paper raping
is willing to take random pills from strangers, no questions asked.
is the AFBNEYCNer who I think I associate the most songs with. All Scissor Sisters songs, Me and Bobby McGee, I Just Haven't Met You Yet, Final Countdown, and anything by the Decemberists (because she hates them so! how dare you suggest them to her, Cali!) make me think of her.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton