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congratulations on your divorce funny package

my friend's divorce is now final. it turned REALLY ugly, so now that it is finalized she is ecstatic. so what can i send her as a funny little care package? i was thinking condoms and... what else? i can't spend a lot of course!

any ideas? i want to send her something that celebrates the brightside of it all.

Me:39 Dx LPD, Fibroid, AMA and all that goes with that. H:37 Dx low motility and low morphology. TTC since 3/12. Clomid 8/12 and 9/12: BFN. 11/12 on a break for Myomectomy sched. 11/26. Resume TTC early 2013.

Re: congratulations on your divorce funny package

  • oh and this is my friend from home in L.A. so i can't take her out - i've got to mail something.
    Me:39 Dx LPD, Fibroid, AMA and all that goes with that. H:37 Dx low motility and low morphology. TTC since 3/12. Clomid 8/12 and 9/12: BFN. 11/12 on a break for Myomectomy sched. 11/26. Resume TTC early 2013.
  • Hmmm... condoms, lube, cigars... Kidding about the cigars, I don't really have any ideas!
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  • Condoms, wine, the movie The Break Up, and anything off of this list:

    http://www.thisnext.com/tag/divorce-gifts/

    I'd say a massage and gift card to her favorite restaurant but that would be expensive.

  • Some chocolate? Lube, nailpolish? A book?
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  • a vibrator. she is going to need it. bwahahaha.
  • imagebuckeyethor:
    a vibrator. she is going to need it. bwahahaha.

    Can I tell you that when I broke up with one of my long term boyfriends, my father found a package on the front porch from him the next morning. Not knowing any better I opened it in front of him. Low and behold there was a very big vibrator in the box with a note that said you'll be needing this now.  I thought my dad was going to loose it!!

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  • imageBMWwife:

    imagebuckeyethor:
    a vibrator. she is going to need it. bwahahaha.

    Can I tell you that when I broke up with one of my long term boyfriends, my father found a package on the front porch from him the next morning. Not knowing any better I opened it in front of him. Low and behold there was a very big vibrator in the box with a note that said you'll be needing this now.  I thought my dad was going to loose it!!

    OMG- My Dad would have killed the guy. No joke.
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  • imageMadameD517:
    imageBMWwife:

    imagebuckeyethor:
    a vibrator. she is going to need it. bwahahaha.

    Can I tell you that when I broke up with one of my long term boyfriends, my father found a package on the front porch from him the next morning. Not knowing any better I opened it in front of him. Low and behold there was a very big vibrator in the box with a note that said you'll be needing this now.  I thought my dad was going to loose it!!

    OMG- My Dad would have killed the guy. No joke.

    It actually got worse after that for a while to the point where I took a restraining order out on him. My father had several phone chats with him!

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  • imageBMWwife:
    imageMadameD517:
    imageBMWwife:

    imagebuckeyethor:
    a vibrator. she is going to need it. bwahahaha.

    Can I tell you that when I broke up with one of my long term boyfriends, my father found a package on the front porch from him the next morning. Not knowing any better I opened it in front of him. Low and behold there was a very big Gvibrator in the box with a note that said you'll be needing this now.  I thought my dad was going to loose it!!

    OMG- My Dad would have killed the guy. No joke.

    It actually got worse after that for a while to the point where I took a restraining order out on him. My father had several phone chats with him!

    I can't understand why you broke up with him! ;-)
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  • imageBMWwife:
    imageMadameD517:
    imageBMWwife:

    imagebuckeyethor:
    a vibrator. she is going to need it. bwahahaha.

    Can I tell you that when I broke up with one of my long term boyfriends, my father found a package on the front porch from him the next morning. Not knowing any better I opened it in front of him. Low and behold there was a very big Gvibrator in the box with a note that said you'll be needing this now.  I thought my dad was going to loose it!!

    OMG- My Dad would have killed the guy. No joke.

    It actually got worse after that for a while to the point where I took a restraining order out on him. My father had several phone chats with him!

    I can't understand why you broke up with him! ;-)
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  • imageMadameD517:
    imageBMWwife:
    imageMadameD517:
    imageBMWwife:

    imagebuckeyethor:
    a vibrator. she is going to need it. bwahahaha.

    Can I tell you that when I broke up with one of my long term boyfriends, my father found a package on the front porch from him the next morning. Not knowing any better I opened it in front of him. Low and behold there was a very big Gvibrator in the box with a note that said you'll be needing this now.  I thought my dad was going to loose it!!

    OMG- My Dad would have killed the guy. No joke.

    It actually got worse after that for a while to the point where I took a restraining order out on him. My father had several phone chats with him!

    I can't understand why you broke up with him! ;-)

    It was really hard b/c he was SUCH a catch!! Ick! Sometimes when I look back on that relationship I really think I was drugged. 

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