Open Letter Wednesday

maheard · January 2011

Let 'em rip

heathbar10210 · January 2011

Dear Secretary at my School,

Could you for once be nice to me? My job is hard. I oversee an entire program, teach 450 students, run two after school activities, put together 4 major concerts a year, form honor groups which do extra performances throughout the community and all the while I have you harping on me for anything and everything. I am doing the best I can! One of these days I can just see myself snapping so just back off already.

Your Overworked Music Teacher

Dear Students,

Thank you for making my job and worthwhile to come to everyday! Without you I would not have as much fun as I do! You rock!

Your Proud Music Teacher

Dear Period,

Please come soon so I can stop stressing out about it. I am normally not a fan of periods, but I willing to make an exception this time and promise to be your biggest fan if you come!

My Body

Dear Brother,

Please tell me already if you got the place you applied for! You should have known yesterday at the latest. My husband and I would love to know exactly when you are moving out so we can have a party that night )

Your Loving Sister

nfp147 · January 2011

Dear DH,

When we look at houses tomorrow night, please love the same one I fell head-over-heels in love with when I looked at it on Sunday.

Thanks,

Me.

Dear body,

I know we haven't always been the best of friends, but I would appreciate it if you didn't give me any trouble in the getting pregnant department.

Thanks,

Me.

AlwaysABridesmaid... · January 2011

Dear weight,

GET OFF OF ME!!!!! I hate you and I want you out by the end of the month.

Dear money,

Come back, I miss you.

kjhharris · January 2011

Dear W2's,

Please come soon so we can figure out our taxes. All of DH's have arrived, and we want to figure out if we're actually going to owe a ton due to moving tax brackets with getting married, even though we paid craploads of taxes throughout the year. Okay thanks buhbye.

Dear Work,

Did you really have to layoff my closest work friend? That takes a lot of fun out of my work day, and I was already not thrilled on lots of stuff. She's thrilled, but I'm totally bummed. And this makes me think about the calls I get from recruiters a lot more carefully. Also, could the people internally stop making *stupid* mistakes? I'm in SALES, not MIRACLE MAKING. I can't rectify all serious mistakes you make and bring the clients back to ask for more when.

Dear Friend of the Family,

I know the diagnosis of metastasis to the brain is bad, but keep fighting - we're so proud of you and you're an absolute role model. I'll try to come by soon.

Love,

Kenna

coppcw08 · January 2011

Dear girl who lives above me,

Your middle of the night stomping continues to be very inconsiderate. I finally got the guts to walk up the stairs and knock on your door. Can you please be enough of a grownup to come to the door? I know you're in there. My husband who was in our living room heard you lumber from your living room into your bedroom after I knocked. You have f-ing issues.

Thanks, Your exhausted neighbor

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Dear husband,

I'm proud of you for sticking (for the most part) with your New Year's Resolution to eat better & get healthy. But it frustrates me when I make you a healthy breakfast & you go into the kitchen & follow it with two more pieces of toast. I just want you to take care of yourself. It's hard to hint at that without coming across like I'm being mean. Work with me please.

Love, Your worried wife

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Dear 4 inches of snow we got overnight,

Really? I checked the 10-day forecast YESTERDAY & there was NO mention of your impending arrival. Bold move, showing up uninvited.

Sincerely, Cold

Dyork · January 2011

Dear DH,

Poking my tit this morning hurt. I kind of wanted to punch you.Please refrain from doing that in the future.

Thanks

Dear work,

Please turn the heat up. I feel really silly wearing 13 layers of mismatched clothing.

That'd be great...thanks

Dear car,

Stop sucking in the snow.

Your terrified driver

Dear Snow,

No one invited you.

Love always and forever,

Grumpy new englander

gingern · January 2011

Dear Friend,

You frustrate me...I was understanding when you said you couldn't afford to fly to NY for our wedding. I was understanding when your Dad had an aneurysm and you didn't have the money to buy an emergency ticket to Alaska, so I gave you most of the money to do it. Your birthday is tomorrow and you told me you aren't doing anything special, but that you and your husband bought another new car, "because the warranty expired on your other one," which was only 2 or so years old! Really?!?!?! All you ever do is complain about money, how much you two don't get along, and how much you miss me since we moved... do you really think buying another expensive car is a wise option?!?!? Gee whiz.

P.S. My birthday was Sunday and you evidently forgot...I know you realize now, but are too dumb to say anything about it. Thanks for being such a great friend.

Dear Self,

Find better friends ASAP! And workout more/bake less often! :P

alecat9 · January 2011

Dear Boss,

Please learn how to spell my name. I have been working with you since March and it is getting really annoying. Plus, you wrote it wrong on my W-2 after I wrote it out for you. Spell check dude. My name is Allie/Alexandra... not Ali, Aly, Alexandria, Alexander (this is my father so yes, you need to file a W-2 C now because I don't want the IRS getting us confused). I don't even know how you came up with your spelling interpretation of my middle name either, but I will give you more slack there since it is more unusual.

Sincerely,

your nanny who takes care of your 2 year old

Dear USPS,

WTF

Dear DH's Job,

Give him a raise already! He has been working his butt off and if you don't recognize that soon, I have a feeling we won't be living in Charlotte much longer.

Sincerely,

concerned wife how doesn't want to move

Boynton1286 · January 2011

Dear Kitchen,

Please finish yourself, I truly hate painting and I really don?t want to do another coat. I would also just like you to be done. We are so close and I am just excited to put all of my new stuff away!! PLEASE HURRY!!!

Love,

The not so patient homeowner

Dear Chase Mortgage and 401K Company,

Please send us our tax info so I can get our taxes filed. I am getting impatient and I am waiting on you. I would like to get our taxes done before vacation but that doesn?t look like it is going to happen.

Thanks,

The not so patient money wh*re

Dear Work,

This new training schedule is BS. I am really excited that you chose me to learn our new system and teach the rest of the police department, but totally effing up my schedule is not cool. I really do not want to have one day off this weekend and then work 8-5:30 and then have one day off again and then I have to try to get packed. Also, how do you expect me to go on vacation and then come back and teach, I am planning to drink my weight in fruity drinks so please don?t expect me to remember everything.

Thanks,

Your devout employee

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