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KEGELS

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Re: KEGELS

  • I have been instructed post op to wink my sphincter. Like kegels for my bottom. I'm a sphincter winker.
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  • I love these reminder posts.  Even if I'm doing them totally wrong, at least I'm strengthening something. 
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  • I immediately started clenching.
  • Hezz I owe you addresses! I was having my bottom surgerized yesterday, and I'm all vicodin'd at this point but we will get all of that for you asap!
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  • No worries, lady! As soon as you get them to me I'll print them up and pop everything in the mail from here so they'll still go out on time.
  • Fitty, how did your ass job go yesterday? Is there a post about it I missed? (will scrolly now)
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  • my husband thanks you.

    LOLing at Fitty "winking."

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  • It went really well, thanks! Painful but I got my trusty bottle vicodin to help me along the way. The best part of the day was when the objectively hot anesthesiologist came over to discuss my sphincter with me.
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  • imageftnups:
    I have been instructed post op to wink my sphincter. Like kegels for my bottom. I'm a sphincter winker.

    Based on the trial I just ran at my desk, I'm not sure how you do one and not the other.  Seems like pelvic floor flexing makes everything wink, and I don't even have a vaganus.

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  • now I am clenching and winking all at once.
  • Hm. I just winked and it didn't make me do a kegel. But I'm hurting pretty good down there so I can't really give the whole area a big ol' clench.
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  • This discussion has me pretty convinced I'm doing this wrong.
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  • Cali, you need one of those kegel dumbbell things.
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  • I can wink and not do a Kegel, but I can't do a Kegel and not wink.
  • imagelindsayll:

    Based on the trial I just ran at my desk, I'm not sure how you do one and not the other.  Seems like pelvic floor flexing makes everything wink, and I don't even have a vaganus.

    I'm the same way. Maybe that's just how we're made in Washington.

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  • imageKayRI:
    I can wink and not do a Kegel, but I can't do a Kegel and not wink.

    I'm in this boat... maybe its an East Coast thing.

    As an aside, as soon as I read the subject line on these posts my lady parts start spontaneously squeezing. Its like I have no control over it. 


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