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Holy crap, bravo!

Mucho funnies, my babies!
I'm going to stay away more often and come back and read a ton of new, funny posts. I've missed you all. *settles into the sand*  Thanks for being awesome and listing all the reasons why I love you guys. We've really come a long way, haven't we??  I've had 2 kids since most of that happened... so crazy.

Re: Holy crap, bravo!

  • Double bravo!  I should have spent less time drunk and more time reading the funny!  It made for good reading at 3 AM when I was wide awake.
  • I came across the email of your pregnancy announcement (with Alex) when I was going through emails. It doesn't feel like it was that long ago that a human fully gestated and grew from a baby into a toddler in that time.

    Did you see the post where I was sad that I didn't get to come to your GTG this weekend and love up on you?  :(  Want see Hezzerlah.

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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • Dude, I miss you like WOAH. 

    I think you need to get away...  come here and we'll drink and laugh!
    last minute flight, last minute flight, last minute flight!

  • It's all thanks to Noisy!  Her game for Monday got the ball rolling strong.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • imageHezzerlah:

    Dude, I miss you like WOAH. 

    I think you need to get away...  come here and we'll drink and laugh!
    last minute flight, last minute flight, last minute flight!

    I won't cramp the Green Beans' style.

    HOWEVER.

    I will be in Boston the weekend of April 29th, and Sunday, May 1, is a day fully devoted to my internet homies. Please mark your calendar.

    PS. I also found out that my unsightly behavior while with you ladies in Boston may have been a small contribution in making my husband think he married the wrong woman. We had a conversation and that and some other instances came up and I'm like, "Uh, sorry, I'm not going to become not fun because it embarrasses you." Granted, I was probably a little too loud for the venue in that case, but come on, get over it and move on.

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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • image_Fenton:
    imageHezzerlah:

    Dude, I miss you like WOAH. 

    I think you need to get away...  come here and we'll drink and laugh!
    last minute flight, last minute flight, last minute flight!

    I won't cramp the Green Beans' style.

    HOWEVER.

    I will be in Boston the weekend of April 29th, and Sunday, May 1, is a day fully devoted to my internet homies. Please mark your calendar.

    PS. I also found out that my unsightly behavior while with you ladies in Boston may have been a small contribution in making my husband think he married the wrong woman. We had a conversation and that and some other instances came up and I'm like, "Uh, sorry, I'm not going to become not fun because it embarrasses you." Granted, I was probably a little too loud for the venue in that case, but come on, get over it and move on.

    You're exactly the kind of woman I'd want to marry.  

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  • What was your unsightly behaviour?

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  • imagenoisy_penguin:

    What was your unsightly behaviour?

    Twan hates ribbon dancing in cramped bars.

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • I don't see how anyone could ever tire of Fenton embarrassing them.  She's delightful!  Whether it be waddling down the street and then peeing in a planter or yelling, "Jenny!  Jenny Bloom!" at the top of her lungs all up and down the airport, she's always a good time.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • imagesalimoo:
    imagenoisy_penguin:

    What was your unsightly behaviour?

    Twan hates ribbon dancing in cramped bars.

    No one was even looking at her weird! She was pretty much ignored at John Harvard's, and the crazies at Grendel's loved her!

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • imageBobLoblaw:
    imagesalimoo:
    imagenoisy_penguin:

    What was your unsightly behaviour?

    Twan hates ribbon dancing in cramped bars.

    No one was even looking at her weird! She was pretty much ignored at John Harvard's, and the crazies at Grendel's loved her!

    Apparently, there were people at the second bar (I guess Grendel's) that looked HIGHLY pissed. And he just didn't think it was funny to watch me be drunk. 

    I'm not saying he left me because I act like a tool when I'm drunk, it was just brought up as a way in which we are different/do not enjoy the same things.
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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • Who wants to enjoy the same things as their spouse?  That's boring.  I mean, what kind of idiot would be attracted to someone who likes Disney and NASCAR and playing Call of Duty?

     

    Oh right.

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • image_Fenton:
    imageBobLoblaw:
    imagesalimoo:
    imagenoisy_penguin:

    What was your unsightly behaviour?

    Twan hates ribbon dancing in cramped bars.

    No one was even looking at her weird! She was pretty much ignored at John Harvard's, and the crazies at Grendel's loved her!

    Apparently, there were people at the second bar (I guess Grendel's) that looked HIGHLY pissed. And he just didn't think it was funny to watch me be drunk. 

    I'm not saying he left me because I act like a tool when I'm drunk, it was just brought up as a way in which we are different/do not enjoy the same things.

    And is this where you pointed out his NASCAR and Disney obsessions?

    For what it is worth, I would love to hang out with drunk Fenton.

    ETA - Goddamnit with my slow posting.

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  • Dude. Grendel's attracts some WEIRD people. The pissy ones were probably lame-os who wandered in. Brig (bartender) liked it so you were fine.

    I was there for New Years and there was a drunk old woman wandering around asking people about fake tits and  propositioning servers to come home with her and her husband so they could pay her to let them watch her walk around a bit. SHE was eventually kicked out because she was creeping people out. Ribbon dancing brings nothing but joy.

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
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