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And Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Crazy ***

This is what happens when you watch too much Sex and the City, especially any scenes with Charlotte York. Jennifer Love Hewitt has been dating Alex Beh for around 7 months and she tells Ellen (via UsWeekly) that she's made it extra easy for him if he ever choose to ask her to be his future ex-fiancee. JLove doesn't care if the dude promises to be with her no matter how many *** Lifetime movies she does. All she cares about is the ring. JLove, who puts the rat in desperate, already has 3 rings picked out.

"I actually have three because I feel like I'm doing the guy a favor. Women are very confusing. We never know what we want and we're not very good at nailing that down for them. I feel like I don't want to be upset if he picks a bad ring.

If it gets to that conversation. If marriage comes up, I'm like, "You know what's so weird. There is this store [Tiffany's] and there are three rings in it... And if you chose one of these three, I'm going to be really excited. And if you go off on your own, we can have an awful, awkward moment. So why would you want to do that?"

You know what really makes an awful, awkward moment? Telling your boyfriend that you've already picked out three engagement rings and he'll make the biggest mistake of his life if he doesn't choose one of them. Hopefully, the people at Tiffany's have Alex's back if he decides to go there. They'll show him the three stupid rings as well as a diamond noose and a diamond vajazzle kit to give to JLove as a break-up gift. Just so he knows what all of his options are.

FOR REAL?! 

And now we know why she's single.

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Re: And Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Crazy ***

  • I would propose to her with this:

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  • I googled "fugly engagement ring" and got this:

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  • WTF?  ETA:  Two carrots.  I get it.

    Perhaps m'lady would care for the always klassy heart-shaped diamond?

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  • Or the Heineken sparkler:

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  • It's really thoughtful of her. I'm surprised she didn't have them create and send him a pic like this:

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  • imageLucille Bluth:

    WTF?  ETA:  Two carrots.  I get it.

    Perhaps m'lady would care for the always klassy heart-shaped diamond?

    At one point in my young adult life I wanted one juuuuust liiiiiike thissssss.

     

     

    Stick out tongue 

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  • imageLanerbell:
    imageLucille Bluth:

    WTF?  ETA:  Two carrots.  I get it.

    Perhaps m'lady would care for the always klassy heart-shaped diamond?

    At one point in my young adult life I wanted one juuuuust liiiiiike thissssss.

     

     

    Stick out tongue 

    True story...I know a couple who got engaged with a ring like this. They were that couple that got engaged a year after high school. She now has a different ring. lol 

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  • imageclseale13:
    imageLanerbell:
    imageLucille Bluth:

    WTF?  ETA:  Two carrots.  I get it.

    Perhaps m'lady would care for the always klassy heart-shaped diamond?

    At one point in my young adult life I wanted one juuuuust liiiiiike thissssss.

     

     

    Stick out tongue 

    True story...I know a couple who got engaged with a ring like this. They were that couple that got engaged a year after high school. She now has a different ring. lol 

    I have a friend who got engaged with a ring like this. Now, less than 4 months after getting married, they've announced they're getting divorced. And she has a new boyfriend. 

  • imagemon.petit.chou:
    imageclseale13:
    imageLanerbell:
    imageLucille Bluth:

    WTF?  ETA:  Two carrots.  I get it.

    Perhaps m'lady would care for the always klassy heart-shaped diamond?

    At one point in my young adult life I wanted one juuuuust liiiiiike thissssss.

     

     

    Stick out tongue 

    True story...I know a couple who got engaged with a ring like this. They were that couple that got engaged a year after high school. She now has a different ring. lol 

    I have a friend who got engaged with a ring like this. Now, less than 4 months after getting married, they've announced they're getting divorced. And she has a new boyfriend. 

    I guess their heart won't go on.
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