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Post your awful jokes here!

You don't have to keep it clean, but I think I sometimes those can be the funniest!

I have two:

1) What do deaf fish use?

Herring-aids!

2) Who was the first DJ in history?

Jesus.  Didn't you read about the part when he turned the tables in the temple? (that's cheesy one that my sister's youth group kids told me this weekend.)

Re: Post your awful jokes here!

  • Hahahaha I obviously love the herring-aids one.....
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  • I have a really bad one.

    A man walked into a bar.  Ouch.

    Get it?

  • My two favorites are:

    1. What do you call a fish with 2 knees?

    A two-knee fish (tuna fish)

    2. How does the gingerbread man make his bed?

    With cookie sheets!

    My students hate when I tell them lame jokes like this.  lol

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  • Love them all!  Too bad none of the other fuddy duddies wanted to play.
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    Love them all!  Too bad none of the other fuddy duddies wanted to play.

    I really don't know any jokes and even when I hear one worth sharing I usually get the punchline wrong.  I'm one of those people that are only unintentionally funny.  I got some giggles out of yours though so thanks for sharing them! 

  • What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Dam!
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