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Cold is a relative thing
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Minnesota sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above Zero
People in Arizona all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Minnesota start saying... "Cold enough fer ya? "
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.
Re: Cold is a relative thing
Hahaha. That one made me chuckle especially hard for some reason.
I know I know, everyone seems to have an anecdote about a dog in their life that likes to be outside. Boston loves to be outside too but he is primarily an inside dog. I'm referring to dogs that live outside ALL the time. If the blip in the original post meant something else, well, then ignore my comment.