October 2010 Weddings
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I am a slacker today sorry.. Lets hear 'em!
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Re: Open Letter
Dear snow, Why do you always come on my days off? I want a snow day, please come on Tuesday next time because I hate Medieval Cultures.
Dear H, Please remember that I'm an introvert. I find people exhausting. Yesterday I spent all day at school, went to the movies, and then went to the bar with you. Leave me alone. However, thank you for picking up movie night supplies. I'm putting a serious hurting on these Jr. Mints.
you. Now go job hunting.
Dear work, please don't suck all weekend. Even though I know I have a better chance of winning the lottery without buying a ticket, but a girl can hope.
Dear Brooke, thanks for being a total creeper and missing me
Mwuah.
Dear God, please make my BC fail :P
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Dear Muscinex D,
We're in a love hate relationship this morning. on the one hand i feel 80X's better than i did yesterday morning, BUT i will NOT be taking you overnight again.....as i slept maybe a total of 4 out of 8 hours last night? that is NOT ok fyi.
Love,
Sniffles
Dear DH,
I was home yesterday....unpaid and...SICK....you...were paid and home because of ice.....therefore doing things to help me out would have been nice instead of you being glued to the recliner and looking up houses we cannot afford and trucks you might want but dont want to pay for.....therefore PLEASE help me do things like dishes tonight before I ask....please....also you could have TRIED to clean the 4in of ice off my car last night....so i wasnt out there in the cold sick....
Love, Rudolph the red nosed wife
Dear Car, Thanks for getting me to work safe with all the ice and crap.
your driver
Dear Apartment: thanks for being on a state highway...BEST decision we ever made
Getting fit for IVF!
Dear Mother Nature,
You're a b!tch. Enough said.
Love,
Disgruntled New Englander
Dear H,
Thanks for taking care of me when I was sick. I needed it. Thanks for always reminding me to take my meds when I forget or don't feel like getting up. I love you
Dear DH,
Buy me the black & white puppy I fell in love with so I can name it MooBear! I DEMAND IT!!!!
Love,
Your impatient Wife
Dear Week,
Let's pick up the pace
Love,
I'm done here.
Oh one more....
Dear Hannah,
Come back to play soon. You are awesome.
Sincerely,
A fellow Nestie.
Dear Dom,
I understand you do not feel well and I have asked you 3 times if you wanted me to make you a doctors appointment. Therefore it is not OKAY to clear your throat in my ear at 3 am and scare the crap outta me, causing me to be up all night!! Thank goodness for Vicks Vapor Rub!! When we go to the sinus doctor on Tuesday, may he bring us good news or I will cut your nose off!
Sincerely,
Your tired wife!
Dear Verizon,
Please make a provision in your contract for when people get married. I want to combine my contract with my husbands, but you tell me I have to wait for my contract to end!! Maybe when my contract ends I will go to another cell phone provider??!! You may have lost a 15 year customer all because you didnt want to transfer my number to a family plan and allow me to keep my same "new every two" date...hmffffff
Disgruntled Texter
LOL hey no problem! I am quite the creeper
Dear School,
Thank you so much for giving me my two sick days this week in the form of snow days so I didn't have to A) work in misery or B)use days that would be forcing me to go back to work earlier when we have a baby!
Oh and thanks too for extending the grade deadline but did you need to be so snarky; I'm quite sorry that the fact that I have a group of kids I did not see 3/4 of the time for the past two weeks inconvenienced you!
Sincerely,
A Happier/Healthier teacher
Dear DH,
Thank you for forcing me to rest these past two days I really do feel much better! Thanks for getting the rest of the stuff for supper tonight too!
Love,
Me
Dear fuel bill,
Must you be so GD high?
Sincerely,
going broke to be warm
Dear sickness,
Go away, I'd like to get some action!
Sincerely,
sick of being sick