Northern California Nesties
Passanie
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Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Dear ___________ Thursday.
Re: Dear ___________ Thursday.
Dear Thursday,
I'm tired. Please go quickly so I can get to Friday, my day off, and relax.
Thanks, me.
Dear Thursday,
Please have some good news for H and I re: our house under contract. Just need to get our good faith estimate and hope for a good inspection and appraisal report the following week. I'm also using a vacation day Monday so a 3 day weekend is needed.
IUI #1 10/12/11 (Bravelle + HCG + Prometrium & acupuncture) = 10/26 BFP! Beta #1=250, Beta #2= 615. 1st u/s 11/8.
Dear SIL-
When your son is sick, TAKE CARE OF HIM! Don't let him scream for long periods of time hoping someone else (meaning me or your brother) will automatically pick him up every.single.time. and do your parenting for you. You're his mother. Deal with it.
Love, Your also-sick SIL who's not my nephew's mom
Dear Uncle's girlfriend,
I didn't friend you on Facebook b/c we aren't friends. And the thought of taking baby gifts from you guys while my aunt works her fingers to the bone trying to figure out how to keep a roof over my uncle's children's heads and proper tires on the car she drives them around in makes me physically sick. But since you went to the trouble to let me know that you obtained my address behind my back, and intend to send them even if I don't respond, please do include receipts. The money will be really helpful...to my aunt and her children. My uncle might not mind your "reaching out" and speaking for him, but I do. Who are you exactly? Don't email me again. We're. Not. Friends.
Signed,
Estranged Neice. Not YOUR estranged neice. His. Again, who are you?
p.s. There's also no fvcking way I'm letting him near my pregnant body with a camera. Who the *** are you kidding?!
Dear cats:
I gave you the food you asked for and now you don't like it. Tough. You guys are such cat food snobs.
-your owners who have to go out and making a living to pay for this food.
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Dear MIL:
When you call me and ask me where I want to go for my birthday, let me choose. It is my birthday after all. You are lucky I am biting the bullet and actually going out in public with you.
Dear DH's back,
Please feel better now! I hate being helpless to make my man feel better.
Sincerely,
Helpless wife
Dear chores,
Please just get done, somehow, on your own. Just this once? DH has been sick, I've been sick, and we're both working like crazy. The last thing I want to do when Iget home at night is wash dishes, fold laundry or clean the bathroom. Cut me a break ok?
Thanks,
Me
Dear Principles I interviewed with today,
Please hire me for one of the positions. They may be temporary but I would greatly appreciate it. My sanity might return. Thank you.
Dear AF,
Show..or don't show...but make a decision please cuz I'm getting a little ansty over here!
Sincerely,
TTC and Going Crazy
Dear Professor,
When you say, "this test is going to be really hard. Make sure you study the most minutia of detail," and go on to describe potential questions...that really pisses me off. I need to do well. Why do you have to make things so hard? Can't you just give us all As?
--Your tired, stressed out, well deserving of an A student.
Tea Time for Lulu
Dear relatives,
Please consult those coming to your event before changing the time to hella early on Saturday morning. And please be aware that no one eats lunch at 11 a.m. That's called BRUNCH.
Signed,
Irate girl who has to get up way too early on Saturday
Dear Girl in My Sewing Class,
There is a reason they tell you not to miss any of the first 3 classes. You fall behind! This is college, you need to bring your A game and not act like this class isn't important. If it's not important drop it before next week.
Also it's not my job to catch you up. I am trying to stay on top of the assignments myself, just because I can sew doesn't mean I know everything we're doing in this class.
Sincerely,
The Girl in Your Sewing Class.
Dear Biggs,
You certainly are a cute puppy but could you please not pee on my rug or ottoman any more? We have plenty of pee pee pads for you, so there is no need to feel like we might be running out.
Also if I take you outside to go potty, please go! I do not like standing out side freezing my butt off just to watch you gallop around the back yard.
Sincerely,
Your Doggie Aunt Who isn't Quite Sure How You Ended Up Here
Dear Cold,
You've been around for too long. I haven't been able to breathe out of my nose, cleanly, for the last week. And my sinuses are killing me. Please go away so I can dance again without wanting to cough up a lung.
Thanks...
Dear friends,
This really isn't that hard. Either you commit to going to something or you decline. Yes or no. Otherwise, your friend (me) and her husband end up going on the wine trail in a car all by themselves while the rest of her friends have fun in another car. Not my idea of fun.
Me.