so my H came home from his uncle's party last night with a doozy! apparently one of the guys at the party who is friends with H's uncle, is not shy about farting. apparently he farts on purpose, at will A LOT. so h's uncle's other friend got pissed off and after the farter did it again he said, "no worries cuz i just pissed on your car door handles." and he wasn't joking! it wasn't like "oh my friend farted so i'm going to do this" because the pisser didn't know the farting friend and was REALLY angry that i guess he had farted close to him while he was eating.
i'm glad the farter didn't get angry at the pisser and start a fight. the pisser even said, "you can kick my ass if you want, i don't care, but i pissed on your car." if they got into a fight my h would have probably had to break it up and the pisser is practically a cripple so it wouldn't have been pretty. oh and the kicker is, the farter's wife was there. can you imagine if this was your h's party trick?
ugh boys are gross!!!
Re: gross SB party story - don't say i didn't warn ya!
wow! I would hate that if H did that for folks haha
I have issues with farting...it's totally normal but when H does it while I'm eating it makes me sick to my stomach seriously haha
But never would I think to go pee on someone's car haha
okay. so how i was told was that this guy was farting throughout the party, including right near where the other guy was eating. so the guy who peed on the car kept going out to smoke cigarettes and during one of those times he was really pissed off at the farter and decided to pee on his car. so he definitely meant to pee on that guys car, on his door handles, to get back at the guy.
i guess when the farter guy left he had to take paper towels with him to get in his car.
oh and these people are in their 50's.
ha! This made me laugh. The pisser was pissed off. LOL!
The pisser. The farter.
Dying.
My brothers will fart to be funny but it's not something they do at parties, or while we're eating!
Good God I hope they grow out of it by the time we're in our 50's!
This!